Posted on 03/21/2003 5:45:29 PM PST by ContentiousObjector
Next up, wrapping a Mac in a brown paper bag, placing a bottle neck on the monitor, and going after the homeless wino segment.
When algor rythm didn't work...?
And here I thought "Pops" Racer invented the Mac Five.
You have:
MS Windows: It's a simple, point & click interface so anyone (even a liberal, greenie, nutcase) can use it and has tons of apps. Everyone programs for it! However you can't buy one without supporting Bill Gates! Who is a horrible, evil capitalist (gasp) and all around world class meanie!
Linux: It's open source and it's a thorn in Bill G's side (this is a plus to the libs way of thinking) It's priced right (free download) and it's rock solid. However to install and use it, you have to be smart. So, that rules out Linux.
Apple/Mac: It looks like a toy, as the mouse only has one, big, playschool sized button. Even an imbecile could use one. (and they do, daily!) It has some apps (not as many as MS Windows though) BUT you can use it without having to be too smart or supporting Bill Gates and his soul sucking, Micro$oft global empire! Even Ralph Nader would feel comfortable with one of these, given that fact. Plus, you have the added benefit of buying something that was personally sweatted over by none other than liberal icon, rightful President and all around nice guy Algor!
Yep, Looks like Apple it is. (I'll take two please..)
LOL!
Just seeing those two words beside each other makes me laugh..
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