I think I might skip lunch today... my stomach suddenly feels a little queasy.
To: the_devils_advocate_666
We're begging these morons for an affirmative vote on our resolution?
To: the_devils_advocate_666
I always thought your body was trying to rid itself of urine. Drinking it is sort of like putting the trash outside and then having your spouse bring it back and dump it in the living room floor.
But then again, who's to say? I mean, he who is without sin should cast the first stone....we shouldn't judge another's culture, right?
To: the_devils_advocate_666
great. and these are the people we're bending over and spreading for in hope that they grant us permission to free iraq. i feel
a lot better about it now.
dep
5 posted on
03/14/2003 7:12:00 AM PST by
dep
To: the_devils_advocate_666
This is why we should not give two s***s what these folks think about our invasion of Iraq.
To: the_devils_advocate_666
Just great ... there goes my fortune ....
7 posted on
03/14/2003 7:12:08 AM PST by
Hodar
(With Rights, comes Responsibilities. Don't assume one, without assuming the other.)
To: the_devils_advocate_666
And you guys thought it wasn't rational to give these guys a vote concerning our national security? Proven wrong once again, eh?
8 posted on
03/14/2003 7:12:31 AM PST by
riri
To: the_devils_advocate_666
Once the supplier rolls out the asparagas flavor they'll go bankrupt!
9 posted on
03/14/2003 7:14:19 AM PST by
Rebelbase
To: the_devils_advocate_666
Shaken, not stirred.
To: the_devils_advocate_666
And to think that all these years I have been wasting my best asset!
No wonder the grass is always greener over the septic tank!!
To: the_devils_advocate_666
But not everyone has the necessary courage. "I tried but I just couldn't," said G Gisele. She's yella.
To: the_devils_advocate_666
I'm sitting here in awe.
These are the people we are courting in the Security Council so we can proceed to protect American security!!??
14 posted on
03/14/2003 7:25:05 AM PST by
Gritty
To: the_devils_advocate_666
"I tried but I just couldn't," said G Gisele. Piss-poor excuse.
To: the_devils_advocate_666
The drink is now sold under the name "Urine Deep Trouble".
18 posted on
03/14/2003 7:28:07 AM PST by
Hillarys Gate Cult
("Read Hillary's hips. I never had sex with that woman.")
To: the_devils_advocate_666
Any reports on the benefits of drinking someone elses urine?
Didn't Ghandi drink his own urine every morning?
To: the_devils_advocate_666
A young woman was in the hospital, recovering from major surgery. She hated being stuck in the tiny little room all day and to make matters worse, the daily routine was starting to get to her.
Every morning, for example, the nurse would bring her breakfast (which always consisted of an egg, piece of toast, and glass of apple juice). She would then return a little bit later to empty the urine bottle. And so it continued...
Finally, one morning, she decided to have a little fun. She ate the eggs and the toast, but went to the bathroom where she cleaned the urine bottle out, then poured the apple juice into it.
When the nurse returned later that morning, he took a look at the bottle and a frown came over his face. "Obviously, you enjoyed your breakfast, but something must be wrong because this looks a little cloudy," he said, pointing to the urine bottle.
"Oh, really?" she replied, picking up the bottle in question and putting it to her lips. "In that case, we'd better run it through again..."
21 posted on
03/14/2003 7:34:28 AM PST by
SC DOC
To: the_devils_advocate_666
Trivia????
I seem to remember that Prime Minister Nehru of India partook of his urine. He purported that this practice was based on yoga and other religious beliefs that were "lost in the mists of time", (wow quite a cliche! Oops can we still use this word since it's GULP french? We can always use the Auhmericum version "clickey!")
Nehi Nehru anyone?
Oh well, It's Friday, I'm underemployed and I think I just had a brain fart!
To: the_devils_advocate_666
warned that those who advocate drinking urine risk prosecution. Well, we know he's not a libertarian. Let the war on pee begin!
To: the_devils_advocate_666
'Scuse me while I double check the contents label on my Rock Star
28 posted on
03/14/2003 7:53:41 AM PST by
skeeter
(Fac ut vivas)
To: the_devils_advocate_666
Hmmm... maybe I need to try to sell some American swampland down in Cameroon. I also have this near-magical elixir that cures everything from hiccups to shingles.
To: the_devils_advocate_666
(Homer Simpson voice)/ MMMMMMMM, URINE !!
Snooter ;o)
31 posted on
03/14/2003 8:23:55 AM PST by
snooter55
(People may doubt what you say, but they will always believe what you do)
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