There's a photo in the newspaper showing university veterinarian Robert O'Brien squatting under a suspected cow, peering intently at an electronic device while holding some kind of sensor against the cow's udder, looming large overhead. You look at this dramatic photo, and you cannot help but envision it as the basis for a major action film He's not kidding, folks!
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Veterinarian Robert O'Brien of the University of Wisconsin-Madison uses ultrasound equipment to look for any tampering to enlarge a cow's udder.
To: petuniasevan
When we think of Wisconsin, we think of it as the Nation's Heartland ... Minnesota (the Nation's Spleenland) and Iowa (the Nation's Pancreaticglandland).I nominate Indiana as the Nation's Pinealglandland
2 posted on
03/10/2003 4:53:47 AM PST by
fnord
( Hyprocisy is the tribute vice pays to virtue)
To: petuniasevan
Sigh. So many reasons I'm glad I moved out of Wisconsin. The Milwaukee mayor is sexually harassing women in the office, the old county exec snuck through a bogus pension plan, the police chief is corrupt and ineffective, and now people are tampering with cow udders.
3 posted on
03/10/2003 7:20:10 AM PST by
tmg
To: petuniasevan; Cagey; SeeRushToldU_So; xsmommy; dubyaismypresident; Argh; Robert A. Cook, PE; ...
Udderly outrageous..........
To: petuniasevan
Hmmm. Sure they're nice, but do you think they're real?
![](http://www.nature.com/nsu/001228/images/udder_200.jpg)
To: petuniasevan
Veterinarian Robert O'Brien of the University of Wisconsin-Madison uses ultrasound equipment to look for any tampering to enlarge a cow's udder. I want to know: Does he work on the side performing, uh, inspections at beauty pageants?
26 posted on
03/11/2003 5:42:12 AM PST by
Fudd
(It is good that war is so terrible, lest we grow fond of it.)
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