Here's a more timely one, circulated locally here in the 'Burgh area earlier this week.
"Even though I graduated at the top of my class from Duke Medical School, I can't quite recall my grade point average.
"I'm not sure if it was an A, A+, B, B-, or..."
Who would that be MM? It couldn't be algore since he flunked out of one school and dropped out of another.