[Libertarianize the GOP]

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[nothingnew]

heh heh heh...E-Mailed to the usual suspects.

FMCDH

[South40]

Former President Bill Clinton, with the help of VP, Al Gore, pull cable in a new classroon. The white cable is for voice; the blue cable is for data; and the pink cable is for a spy cam to be installed in the ladies restroom.

[MurryMom]

Here's a more timely one, circulated locally here in the 'Burgh area earlier this week.

"Even though I graduated at the top of my class from Duke Medical School, I can't quite recall my grade point average.

"I'm not sure if it was an A, A+, B, B-, or..."

[NeoCaveman]

?" "Well," said Lil' Johnny, "because it wouldn't be an accident, and it sure as hell wouldn't be a great loss."

Ain't that the truth!

[GunsareOK]

Clinton Limerick:

The President who calls himself Bill
Did our country much serious ill
And his Communist wife
Hates our whole way of life
If she can end it, she most certainly will!

[TMSuchman]

Now, would that be little Johnnie, the SgtMajor[of the Marine Corps!]'s son?