use this on peaceniks
To: Big Guy and Rusty 99
I have more talent in my smallest fart than you have in your entire body.
- - - Walter Matthau (to Barbra Streisand)
A cross between an aardvark and an albino rat.
- - - John Simon (about Barbra Streisand)
2 posted on
02/27/2003 1:03:26 PM PST by
Big Guy and Rusty 99
(Sometimes I wear green whiskers and then the men of the underworld call me El Diablo.)
To: Big Guy and Rusty 99
Her lights are on but nobody's home.
4 posted on
02/27/2003 7:19:51 PM PST by
mlmr
To: Big Guy and Rusty 99
You are second from the left on the evolutionary chart
To: Big Guy and Rusty 99
If dumb was dirt you'd be an acre.
To: Big Guy and Rusty 99
You are so ugly that when you were born, your parents went to the zoo and shot the stork.
You are so old that your birthday suit needs ironing.
8 posted on
02/28/2003 11:21:02 AM PST by
JimmyMc
To: Big Guy and Rusty 99
".....about a bright as a sack of wet mice."
Credit to vic3o3
".....dumber than a box of rocks. Why? Because a box of rocks has moving parts."
mine
9 posted on
02/28/2003 6:10:32 PM PST by
cavtrooper21
(Time for more mounted saber practice...)
To: Big Guy and Rusty 99
...these are ones that will come in handy sometime soon..thanks!
10 posted on
03/04/2003 6:21:41 PM PST by
SandyEgo
To: Big Guy and Rusty 99
Are your parents siblings?
It's nastier if you say "brothers". >:)=
-Eric
11 posted on
03/13/2003 7:08:58 PM PST by
E Rocc
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson