[Tijeras_Slim]

only if you can put them in obscene positions

Several comments came to mind, but I might get banned.

I'm doing taxes today :-(

[CougarGA7]

Taxes. Yuck. We already spent our return. We do our taxes the night we get the last form we need and see how fast we can spend the return.

I think if we had Garden Gnomes in obscene positions we would get banned from our neighborhood.