[CougarGA7]

My personal favorite: "If you ever had to climb a water tower with a bucket of paint to defend your sister's honor...You might be a redneck."

[Overtaxed]

I always liked "If you've ever made change in the collection plate, you might be a redneck."

[Pete-R-Bilt]

I have XM Radio, and one of the channels is and "Adult" comedy channel. I've heard dozens of them that are great but can't be repeated in mixed company