[Revolting cat!]

I thought you college guys had 'em all. Little did I know! But that's where they all are, aren't they? Maybe you ought to consider sticking around to get a higher degree and then even a higher one if you still don't find her! Then you can become a professer and they'll be all coming at ya!

[ConservativeMan55]

Thanks for all the advice everyone. Does anyone know why women end up dating guys who treat them badly or are unsuccessful?