Spread a Little on Me ( Stupid baby names)

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[Indy Pendance]

Kaitlyn or some mangled spelling of it.

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Name your kid JEEVES, and you're setting him up to be a butler.

I actually knew a woman who named her daughter Diamond. I know a stripper by the same name.

[TruthWillWin]

Mulholand Dr in LA was a popular parking place for young couples in the 60's. May still be for all I know. At one time there was a movement to rename the road after a popular TV boxing/wresting announcer named Dick Lane.

[kaylar]

Speaking of initials:

One day at work, a woman was talking about how her daughter came home from school in tears. The children were told to mark their art work with initials, and the other little 3rd graders made fun of her initials . Her name is:

Amy Sue S*******.

"Why did you name me ass, mommy?" My coworker quoted her daughter.

And it's not a bad name , though I hate the practice of giving nicknames as names : Amy Sue instead of Amelia Susan/Suzanne, Wendy instead of Gwendolyn, Peggy instead of Margaret (still can't figure out how Margaret turns into Peggy instead of just Meg(gy) or Maggie, but anyway...),Kathy instead of Katherine, Beth instead of Elizabeth, Carrie instead of Caroline , etc etc.

[arthurus]

One of the nice things about FR is you get answers to questions you didn't even know you were asking.

[angcat]

LOL, What did I do post to the wrong person. Oh well nice chating with you anyway!

[arthurus]

Abour 6-8 years ago is when a quartes of the little girls in Du Quoin Illinois were named Madison. The rest got Caitlin, Catlin, Kate, Kalie, & Kallie and 3 were named Morgan. One was namd Elizabeth and no one speaks to her family any more.

[FirstTomato]

Soooo funny! I knew a Candy Kane, too. (she spelled Candy with a y not the i, though).

[honeygrl]

Which proves that kids will make fun of each other no matter what name they are given... I'm a Tonya and my classmates couldn't come up with anything better so I got called "tonya lasagna" And of course if they can't think of anything at all to make fun of with your name they are bound to pick a physical flaw. Hard to remember how many "fatty patties" there were or "4-eyes".. so maybe the lesson is that it's better for their body image to give them a really screwed up name so the kids will leave their physical flaws alone? :)

[honeygrl]

"I think the key is how the particular name sounds right before "Time Out!"....e.g."Madison, Time Out!" "


More like "Madison I brought you into this world and I can take you right back out!!" Time out is for children who don't get to eat real food.. like cookies and cake and chocolate bars.

[ErnBatavia]

"Time Out!"....e.g."Madison, Time Out!"

Believe it or not, here in SoKal, the soccer moms actually sit and have "Time out 'negotiations'" with their chirrens when they act up. I've actually heard many of them (I know it's hard to believe) try and reason with them like they're adults.

[Old Professer]

In 1957, I was in the U.S. Army National Guard with Fay Kay Ray; he swore he was 'gonna kill his mother' one day.

[BossLady]

Favorite Name: Neo Syn Efrin

I swear to you this is true. I saw it with my own eyes. The woman had 14 kids and just ran out of names I guess. All had different daddies too. Another good one from her tribe was: Medea Badd (no middle name).

[SERE_DOC]

The best (worst) I ever heard of is pronounced "Sha thead" spelled S.h.i.t.h.e.a.d

Charlotte NC hospital

[Xenalyte]

My personal favorite is Xena's Dad's pseudonym . . . Peter Handler.

[Xenalyte]

My brother's first girlfriend was named Candy Bush.

[boxerblues]

true name for a 2 years old Electra Lizer and yes her parents are idiots

[Xenalyte]

I knew twins named Dave and David Gonzales. I think their mom wanted to give them American-sounding names but didn't realize one was short for the other.

One of my dearest friends is named Willie. His older brothers, who are twins, are Wayne and William. (They're Chinese, FWIW.)

[stainlessbanner]

Orangello (named after mamma's fav dessert)