Spread a Little on Me ( Stupid baby names)

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[sprotte]

I use to work on a labor and delivery unit putting in labor epidurals and heard many strange names. One Thanksgiving I was working when a unwed AA woman came in in labor. After putting in her epidural and seh felt better, I asked her if she was going to give her baby a "Thanksgiving" name? She said she couldn't think of any. I suggested "Turkeshia Stuffina" as a joke. The grandmother really liked Turkeshia. I nearly fell over and had to leave the room.

[The Citizen Soldier]

Now that, my friend is funny!!

Still Chuck Lynn

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

I know a brother and sister named Stetson and Suede.........

[Uncle Meat]

Had a dude in my squad in Korea named Toothaker.

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

Whenever I hear a little girl named Madison I think " Oh, I see your parent's liked the movie SPLASH".

I honestly heard some moron mother say that she named her daughter MADISON after the Cybil Shepard character in Moonlighting. I said " Her name was Madeline, Maddy for short, not MADISON!!!"

Whatever happened to Mary, Sarah, Laura, Suzanne? I swear most parents get their names from soap operas.

[bonfire]

Here in the Lone Star state the names "Dallas" and "Austin" are quite popular. ick

[WIladyconservative]

LOL! The urologist who did my husband's vasectomy was . . . .

Dr. SLOCUM!

I kid you not!

[WIladyconservative]

How long is it before someone names their kid "Jyhad?" At that point, I think the fate of Western Civilization will be sealed.

It is my friend, it already is . . .

http://www.kabalarians.com/male/jihad.htm

[SandyEgo]

we can't let this end here....how about Mona Lott, Tiny Kochs, Ophelia Pain, Rhoda Allnite, Betty Scruder, Doug Swallows, Wanda Spitz.....I gotta million of 'em.

[Maine Maid]

LOL!! I love this thread.

My husband's urologist was DR.DICK.

My German uncle named his son OTTO GRAF, and luckily he had a boy because if it had been a girl MIMEO was to be her name.

Hard to believe, but true. There are some really strange people out there.

[renosathug]

BTTT

[Ditter]

When I was born, my mothers doctor was Dr Slaughter.

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

Anita Mann, Tara Hyman, Holden McGroin, I.P. Daily, I.P. Freely.........

[Ditter]

Whats wrong with Austin for a mans name? My grandfather was Austin as was my father & now have a grandson named Austin. Its a wonderful mans name.

[SandyEgo]

I'll see your five and raise you two...
Gina Talia, Ray Norshine, Warren Peace, Phil Laysheo, Laurel Ann Hardy, Mandu Ireek, Eileen Gensterjugs.
Regards,
Celia Later

[WaveThatFlag]

You want them to name a little girl BUSH??? Georgie maybe but BUSH???

Sure, and if she's an athlete she can go to Babson College, and play for the Lady Beavers.

[StolarStorm]

If he's the same Doctor my Parents are friends with in Clear Lake, one of his kids went to medical school as well... and became a surgeon, Dr. Slaughter the surgeon.

[tubebender]

I know a guy that's named Sungome Madrone.

I have a friend named Storme Winters.

I have a customer named Dusty Rhoads.

My neighbor named his kid Bud Wiser.

All true...

[unspun]

I (ahem) don't tend to.

[Pan_Yans Wife]

What about naming your son Christian? What if he rebels and decides to be an atheist? That would be a nightmare!