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Posted on 02/10/2003 9:38:49 AM PST by tx_eggman

Subject: A Marine in Bosnia

Marine in Bosnia. Note the signature....

A funny thing happened to me yesterday at Camp Bondsteel (Bosnia): A French army officer walked up to me in the PX, and told me he thought we (Americans) were a bunch of cowboys and were going to provoke a war. He said if such a thing happens, we wouldn't be able to count on the support of France.

I told him that it didn't surprise me. Since we had come to France's rescue in World War I, World War II, Vietnam, and the Cold War, their ingratitude and jealousy was due to surface at some point in the near future anyway. That is why France is a third-rate military power with a socialist economy and a bunch of faggots for soldiers.

I additionally told him that America, being a nation of deeds and action, not words, would do whatever it had to do, and France's support was only for show anyway. Just like in ALL NATO exercises, the US would shoulder 85% of the burden, as evidenced by the fact that the French officer was shopping in the American PX, and not the other way around.

He began to get belligerent at that point, and I told him if he would like to, I would meet him outside in front of the Burger King and beat his ass in front of the entire Multi-National Brigade East, thus demonstrating that even the smallest American had more fight in him than the average Frenchman. He called me a barbarian cowboy and walked away in a huff.

With friends like these, who needs enemies?

Mary Beth Johnson LtCol, USMC


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: frencharmy

1 posted on 02/10/2003 9:38:49 AM PST by tx_eggman
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To: tx_eggman
Fuuny! But, I doubt a LtCol. would put this in email form and out on the internet. It still is very funny, though.
2 posted on 02/10/2003 2:14:49 PM PST by Cagey
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To: phasma proeliator
ping
3 posted on 02/10/2003 7:13:27 PM PST by da_toolman (Quando Omni Funkus Moritati)
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To: tx_eggman
haha, funny. been around a while, but the woman's signature is a new wrinkle I believe (and a nice touch)
4 posted on 02/11/2003 4:39:22 AM PST by fnord (love is so simple ... to quote a phrase)
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To: Cagey
Granted. I don't think its for real either .. but it started my day with a nice laugh.
5 posted on 02/11/2003 4:56:53 AM PST by tx_eggman
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