[MeekOneGOP]

This is just the top 25. Click here for all of 'em...

Top 50 T-Shirt Sayings:
1) The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
2) I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

3) I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me!

4) Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

5) I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

6) Don't take life too seriously; you won't get out alive.

7) You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

8) Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

9) Earth.... is the insane asylum for the universe.

10) I'm not a complete idiot; some parts are missing.

12) Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

13) I don't have to be dead to donate my organ.

14) I want to die in my sleep, like my grandfather... not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

15) God must love stupid people; He made so many of them.

16) The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

17) It IS as BAD as you think and they ARE out to get you.

18) I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

19) Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

20) Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

21) Beer ~ The Reason I Get Up Each Afternoon!

22) I Must Be a Proctologist Because I Work With A-- ----!

23) "That's It! I'm Calling Nana!" (seen on a four year old)

24) "Wrinkled.... Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up"
25) "Procrastinate..... Now"

This is just the top 25. Click here for all of 'em...

[Max McGarrity]

For your Friday morn enjoyment...

[Sunshine Sister]

Fun post! Thanks!

[Just another Joe]

MY number one saying is,
"It's hard being a FUNCTIONING psychopath."