[Bitwhacker]

I don't know if you caught this, but regarding Parcells going to the Cowboys:

Johnny Cochran says Dallas should give up draft pick -- for hiring a white coach

[Miss Marple]

Ari Fleischer on Fox now. Campbell Brown wants to know why the Pickering nomination is being resubmitted, and by the way why hasn't the President come out about the Confederate Flag, since he is reaching out to blacks? And even though the South Carolina flag decision is settled, shouldn't he say something mean about the Confederate Flag anyway? (Try to imagine this while she tosses her hair and squirms around in her seat. What a ditz.)

Then Helen Thomas wants to know what went on in the National Security Council meeting this morning, and starts whining about Iraq.

I am trying to listen, but I swear the press is really icky today.

[Neets]

Johnny Cochran can bite me...

[Mr. Mulliner]

What in the heck has Johnny Cochrane been smoking now? Shall we just put him in charge of the NFL and see how long it takes him to drive it into oblivion?