To: Mr. Mulliner
I don't punch real well, being a small guy. But I can manage if the cabin crew needs help. And I let them know that I will follow any orders they give me. (like a rabid mongoose on acid and speed)
/john
To: JRandomFreeper
I was the smallest in my class until 9th grade when I finally passed up one girl. I eventually ended up almost 6 feet tall and average (well, above average by age 40 before I discovered Atkins) weight.
But it wasn't until I went to live in China that I ever felt big. There I was one of the tallest people in a city of a few million, believe it or not. And there were a few times when I got involved in scuffles to either stop someone from getting hurt or prevent an injustice. It felt pretty good.
I may have told you about the time I jumped on a thief at the foot of our bed in the middle of the night. He was actually my height, but weighed 30 lbs less and I smacked him on the head with my forearm and wrestled the knife out of his hand.
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