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Smoking Gun: Joe Millionaire Modeled Bikini Briefs & Leather Underwear
The Smoking Gun ^ | January 6, 2003

Posted on 01/06/2003 7:20:41 PM PST by PJ-Comix

Before Fox Television turned him into "Joe Millionaire," the eligible bachelor supposedly worth $50 million, Evan Marriott earned spare change modeling skimpy briefs for a California firm specializing in revealing swimwear, thongs, and leatherette underwear. Marriott, whom Fox describes as a $19,000-a-year construction worker, posed in November 2001 for California Muscle, a Los Angeles-based firm that sells its racy garments via a bi-annual catalog and web site. Marriott, as shown below, was snapped wearing a $26 Posing Suit. He can also be seen in a very snug $36 Arabian Boxer that leaves little to the imagination (the young and impressionable may want to avoid the photo on page two), and a $12.99 Gladiator Brief. According to Simon Nicholson, vice president of California Muscle, "Evan was short of cash and looking for work. He had a great face so we did a shoot with him." Nicholson said Marriott was paid about $1000 for the session, during which he was also photographed in a variety of bathing suits and underwear. Since 1987, the L.A. company has been selling "men's body and fantasy wear," including the Libido Boxer, Piston Thong, and Goliath String. Marriott was referred to California Muscle by Paula Crane, a photographer who specializes in portraits of male and female bodybuilders. Crane told TSG that she met Marriott two years ago at Gold's Gym in Venice, California, where she "shot some candids of him there. He has a great physique and he's a great looking guy...the girls were drooling all over him, the gay guys, too."


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: joemillionaire
"...the girls were drooling all over him, the gay guys, too."

Uh-Oh! Not being a millionaire might not be the only thing that Joe Millionaire was lying about.

BTW, don't go to page two on the Smoking Gun link unless you are prepared to be grossed out by Joe Millionaire and his "bathing suit." Be sure your kids are AWAY from the computer if you do go to page two.

1 posted on 01/06/2003 7:20:41 PM PST by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix
Om my.

Those poor disillusioned women.
2 posted on 01/06/2003 7:55:00 PM PST by LurkerNoMore!
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To: PJ-Comix; dead; Senator Pardek
Not only are they snookering those twenty babes, they're fooling the public.

They probably chose him for his gay appeal. I ain't watchin' no more and I'm taking my ball and going home too!
3 posted on 01/06/2003 8:03:08 PM PST by Fred Mertz
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To: Fred Mertz
They probably chose him for his gay appeal. I ain't watchin' no more and I'm taking my ball and going home too!

If I was you, I'd take both my balls home, and my bat too.

So9

4 posted on 01/06/2003 8:35:17 PM PST by Servant of the Nine
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To: Fred Mertz
I forgot to watch it. Was it funny?
5 posted on 01/06/2003 8:48:41 PM PST by dead
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To: dead
some of those girls are going to be busted for lying about their age..or else they had very poor lighting and the camera ages you 10 years
6 posted on 01/06/2003 8:50:56 PM PST by RummyChick
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To: RummyChick
some of those girls are going to be busted for lying about their age..

Lying about their age isn't nearly as big a deal as the hoax that Joe Millionaire is pulling.... And I'm not referring to his fibbing about being rich. Take a look at that pic on Page 2 of the Smoking Gun link and this will remove any lingering doubts.

7 posted on 01/07/2003 5:10:07 AM PST by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix
bi-annual catalog

Hmmmmmm...

8 posted on 01/07/2003 5:29:51 AM PST by Tijeras_Slim
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To: Tijeras_Slim
Page Two of the Smoking Gun link should end any lingering doubts about the proclivities of Joe Millionaire.
9 posted on 01/07/2003 6:03:10 AM PST by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix
The picture on page 2 reminds me of Al Gore on the cover of the Rolling Stone, I don't know why ...
10 posted on 01/07/2003 6:24:26 AM PST by mountaineer
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To: PJ-Comix
I don't think I can take any more after yesterday mornings disruptor attack.
11 posted on 01/07/2003 6:40:34 AM PST by Tijeras_Slim
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To: mountaineer
The picture on page 2 reminds me of Al Gore on the cover of the Rolling Stone, I don't know why ...

Did Joe Millionaire borrow Algore's socks?

12 posted on 01/07/2003 6:44:50 AM PST by PJ-Comix
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To: Tijeras_Slim
I don't think I can take any more after yesterday mornings disruptor attack.

I only saw a little bit of the aftermath of that disruptor attack. What sort of pics did he post? Also, did they find out who he REALLY was? I'm guessing he was a DUmmy.

13 posted on 01/07/2003 6:46:00 AM PST by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix
Think Maplethorpe with no attempt at being "artistic." < /skincrawl>
14 posted on 01/07/2003 6:48:28 AM PST by Tijeras_Slim
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To: Tijeras_Slim
At least we now know that Joe Millionaire isn't one of John Edwards' "regular people."
15 posted on 01/07/2003 7:47:52 AM PST by PJ-Comix
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To: RummyChick
"some of those girls are going to be busted for lying about their age..or else they had very poor lighting and the camera ages you 10 years"

I had the same thoughts, geez either they need to get out of the sun of something is amiss here. There were a couple who looked well into their late 30's.
16 posted on 01/07/2003 9:40:31 AM PST by luckodeirish
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