[Veggie Todd]

As a diehard Dallas fan, I'd be willing to try anything at this point. I wonder if Parcells would look better in a wetsuit than Campo did on HBO.

[MeekOneGOP]

I used to be a diehard Cowboy fan too. That was before Jones rode his donkey into town and started making an A** out of himself and America's Team.

Remember the year that the Cowboys went 3-13? I was a lonely camper wearing a Dallas Cowboys jacket. Dallas is full of "fair weather" fans. You weren't and I wasn't either. I just lost interest after JJ bought the team. I wish a group of Texans would buy him out so we could hopefully regain respectability again. 'Go Cowboys'....