[BradyLS]

Purely humorous folks! Based on the famous Top 50 Reasons Why Fellowship of the Ring Sucks. Pile on!

[HairOfTheDog]

I am still basking in the glow of having seen it again tonight.

I shall not be piling on anywhere till morning!

Pinging ecurbh...

[The Iguana]

I suppose that this morning, Peter Jackson can come up with 101 million reasons why it doesn't suck.

[Vindibudd]

Well you will understand that my comment is purely humorous when I say that you are the same retard that sees Mark Hamill in the street and argues with him about photon torpedoes. Idiot.

[JenB]

Fairly amusing, but I suppose you didn't watch the movie closely enough to know that Saruman believed Eomer and the reinforcements were too far away to help the besieged at Helm's Deep. No need to keep a rear guard, especially since another hour and the Orcs would have won.

But... ok. How about this.

"The entire movie clearly promoted violence. Every one of the so-called heroes engaged in battle at some point. Worse still, the movie showed children with weapons. Peter Jackson needs to think more carefully about the message he is sending."

[SkyPilot]

Weren't you the fat guy who followed William Shatner around the Scranton Star Trek convention and argued that the phaser in episode #34 was set to stun, but then it killed the humanoid in scene IV?

[Jalapeno]

I couldn't stand the two movies. They're not realistic.

[Vast Buffalo Wing Conspiracy]

Someone either has too much time on their hands, and no sense of humor, or too much time on their hands, and a very lame sense of humor. Stealing ideas from Harry Potter, indeed!

[austinTparty]

Grima Wormtounge is clearly based on that creepy alchemist, Professor Snape, in Harry Potter.

Considering that the LOTR trilogy was written way before Harry Potter, and the LOTR movie was not cast POST-Harry Potter, kinda hard to prove that one.