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Top Ten Reasons Why The Two Towers SUCKED!!
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| 12/23/02
| BradyLS
Posted on 12/22/2002 11:58:08 PM PST by BradyLS
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Purely humorous folks! Based on the famous Top 50 Reasons Why Fellowship of the Ring Sucks. Pile on!
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posted on
12/22/2002 11:58:08 PM PST
by
BradyLS
To: BradyLS; ecurbh
I am still basking in the glow of having seen it again tonight.
I shall not be piling on anywhere till morning!
Pinging ecurbh...
To: 2Jedismom; Alkhin; Anitius Severinus Boethius; AUsome Joy; austinTparty; Bear_in_RoseBear; ...
Ring Ping!! |
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posted on
12/23/2002 5:08:31 AM PST
by
ecurbh
To: BradyLS
I suppose that this morning, Peter Jackson can come up with 101 million reasons why it doesn't suck.
To: BradyLS
Well you will understand that my comment is purely humorous when I say that you are the same retard that sees Mark Hamill in the street and argues with him about photon torpedoes. Idiot.
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posted on
12/23/2002 7:03:00 AM PST
by
Vindibudd
To: BradyLS
Fairly amusing, but I suppose you didn't watch the movie closely enough to know that Saruman believed Eomer and the reinforcements were too far away to help the besieged at Helm's Deep. No need to keep a rear guard, especially since another hour and the Orcs would have won.
But... ok. How about this.
"The entire movie clearly promoted violence. Every one of the so-called heroes engaged in battle at some point. Worse still, the movie showed children with weapons. Peter Jackson needs to think more carefully about the message he is sending."
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posted on
12/23/2002 8:35:50 AM PST
by
JenB
To: BradyLS
Weren't you the fat guy who followed William Shatner around the Scranton Star Trek convention and argued that the phaser in episode #34 was set to stun, but then it killed the humanoid in scene IV?
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posted on
12/23/2002 8:47:11 AM PST
by
SkyPilot
To: Vindibudd
Then it must have been you in the Greedo costume. That solves a mystery.
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posted on
12/23/2002 8:56:22 AM PST
by
BradyLS
To: SkyPilot
Yeah. Too bad the "slave-girl" turned you down, bro. But no means no...
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posted on
12/23/2002 8:58:45 AM PST
by
BradyLS
To: BradyLS
I couldn't stand the two movies. They're not realistic.
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posted on
12/23/2002 9:02:00 AM PST
by
Jalapeno
To: Jalapeno
HA!
To: HairOfTheDog
Saw through that one, eh?
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posted on
12/23/2002 9:37:21 AM PST
by
Jalapeno
To: Jalapeno
Maybe you should have said they were satanic, not unrealistic! ;~D
To: BradyLS
"Didja notice? Gandalf "falls" off the bridge and flies through the air to grab his sword. Before he even hits the bottom, Gandalf has grabbed the firebeast and starts kicking his ass!"
You really need to get out more.
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posted on
12/23/2002 10:17:28 AM PST
by
SkyPilot
To: SkyPilot
LOL!
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posted on
12/23/2002 10:34:19 AM PST
by
BradyLS
To: BradyLS
Someone either has too much time on their hands, and no sense of humor, or too much time on their hands, and a very lame sense of humor. Stealing ideas from Harry Potter, indeed!
To: BradyLS
Grima Wormtounge is clearly based on that creepy alchemist, Professor Snape, in Harry Potter. Considering that the LOTR trilogy was written way before Harry Potter, and the LOTR movie was not cast POST-Harry Potter, kinda hard to prove that one.
To: Vindibudd
Relax, Harvey.
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posted on
12/23/2002 3:39:21 PM PST
by
Rocko
To: Rocko
I am relaxed. Though I don't see the point of tearing down a Hollywood movie that is actually good and decent for once.
To: Vindibudd
I thought it was rather humorous, and you were unnecessarily rude.
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posted on
12/23/2002 5:07:26 PM PST
by
Rocko
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