[Corin Stormhands]

Actually, Elves cannot fly.

Um, I didn't mean fly. I just meant cause they were...well...so light on their feet...so to speak...

[JenB]

Hmmm... perhaps you should talk to some of the high and noble Elves of the Silmarillion? Like, say, Feanor and his seven sons... who coincidentally were at least partly responsible for much of the slaughter in the First Age....

Sheesh, can't you Dwarves think up better slanders than that?
;)