And after 10 rounds of Jose Cuervo...
I once went to an after work thing and had enough tequila to make me think that having a female co-worker call the Mrs. and tell her I was gonna be late was a good thing... (is that a runon sentence?)
No, but you're lucky you weren't run off.
Bet you had some great dinners after that.
That is the funniest thing I have heard in a long time.... Man, you are lucky you lived through it!