[Corin Stormhands]

Of all that food I bought to feed the company that didn't show, there is 2 pounds of bacon in the refrigerator

Okay, so that hurts. Corin is dieting again today. He has to be back on his college campus in two weeks.

Hair, did that shrinkwrap thing work?

[Wneighbor]

Hair, did that shrinkwrap thing work?

The shrinkwrapping works but only for 2 to 3 hours. Longer if you don't drink anything. It won't help on baggy skin though. Or sagging. Just gets rid of a couple of inches here and there.

I'm hoping that you're going to give us photos of this.

[HairOfTheDog]

Hair, did that shrinkwrap thing work?

Yeah! - worked like charm! - Course I couldn't move, or breathe.