[HairOfTheDog]

Oh dear. I didn't say there were no randy elf-maidens, I said they didn't have scenes with Frodo. Arwen is a bit randy, certainly... and so is Eowyn, but she isn't an elf.

[JenB]

This thread is degenerating rapidly!

I'm probably going to the bookstore later, and hopefully the movie again, but I'm not sure of the showtimes....

[Argh]

Oh, no, Miss Hair, you don't fool me, but thank you ever so kindly for trying. That's no randy elf-maiden, that's Liv Tyler after she's apparently caught her left ear on the sharp point of a coathanger! But you're very sweet to try to restore my faith.