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The Hobbit Hole III - Journey to the Cross-roads!

Posted on 12/17/2002 7:32:02 AM PST by HairOfTheDog

Welcome to The Hobbit Hole!

Journey to the Cross-roads

The Two Towers Edition

Come on! Come in! -if you would like to have some seedcakes and a pint and relax a while. (If it is a special occasion, we still have a few bottles of the old wineyards left!)

Our first thread ( New Zealander builds Hobbit hole ) reached 4,100 posts, and we thought that was big. Our second thread (The New Hobbit Hole ) held us for over 48,000 posts, and we loved it dearly. We talked about moving to a new thread for the last 38,000 posts, but we are really slow to muster! Finally, the time has come. Tomorrow (at 12:01 am, to be precise!) The Two Towers comes out, and we start a new chapter.


TOPICS: The Hobbit Hole
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To: Corin Stormhands
I liked the donuts; it was the milk... ;-)
54,161 posted on 07/14/2003 7:03:15 PM PDT by trini
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To: trini
Sorry Hair, but the cow...

She was an accomodating cow!

54,162 posted on 07/14/2003 7:04:04 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: Ramius
There was a youngish little hottie in here a while ago celebrating her birthday, and Loren let her leave WITHOUT telling her about the birthday tradition here that involves the inflatable kiddypool and 100 gallons of jell-o. We were all justifiably upset.

and since yesterday was your birthday? do we have photos to post?

54,163 posted on 07/14/2003 7:04:36 PM PDT by Wneighbor (this is my new tag line)
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To: trini
hehehehe...

The cow made me laugh.

54,164 posted on 07/14/2003 7:04:48 PM PDT by RMDupree (HHD: Deep roots are not reached by the frost.)
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To: HairOfTheDog
Not really, she wouldn't let me have a steak!
54,165 posted on 07/14/2003 7:05:27 PM PDT by trini
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To: RMDupree
He can't lie.

We've already mooted and know the "truth". LOL!!!

See... There you go. I am completely incapable of lying. That's why going up to strange women in a bar is so impractical. I get into horrible conversations that start out like "well, YES, I *am* in fact a dweeb, but that's not why I came up here..."

I can't seem to come up with the good lines like "So... How would you like to spend the evening in Las Vegas with me..."

54,166 posted on 07/14/2003 7:05:35 PM PDT by Ramius
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To: trini
That'll be the day.

You'll never see me THAT drunk....

I hope.

54,167 posted on 07/14/2003 7:06:04 PM PDT by RMDupree (HHD: Deep roots are not reached by the frost.)
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To: JenB
Wow Jen! - sounds dangerous!
54,168 posted on 07/14/2003 7:06:18 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: Wneighbor
and since yesterday was your birthday? do we have photos to post?

...but I wasn't HERE on my birthday. :-P

54,169 posted on 07/14/2003 7:07:42 PM PDT by Ramius
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To: Ramius
I'm a dweeb sounds better than "How would you like to spend the evening in a kiddie pool of jell-o with me" Guaranteed.
54,170 posted on 07/14/2003 7:07:46 PM PDT by trini
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To: RMDupree
Yeah I will...Heh.
54,171 posted on 07/14/2003 7:08:36 PM PDT by trini
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To: trini
I'm a dweeb sounds better than "How would you like to spend the evening in a kiddie pool of jell-o with me" Guaranteed.

Umm.........I have to disagree trini!

54,172 posted on 07/14/2003 7:08:50 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: HairOfTheDog
Dangerous?

If there were attractive, available, intelligent and slightly dangerous young men about, perhaps. As it is, I am as safe as a novice in a nunnery. And about as bored, too.
54,173 posted on 07/14/2003 7:09:00 PM PDT by JenB
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To: Ramius
Try this one:

"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"
54,174 posted on 07/14/2003 7:09:08 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands (After three posts, fish, company and taglines all stink...)
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To: trini
hehehe... I'll make sure there's a pool in place.
54,175 posted on 07/14/2003 7:09:24 PM PDT by Ramius
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To: Ramius
But you're a fun dancer! :)

Man, that moot was a blast!

54,176 posted on 07/14/2003 7:10:03 PM PDT by RMDupree (HHD: Deep roots are not reached by the frost.)
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To: Corin Stormhands
Oh Corin..... don't tell him to say that.
54,177 posted on 07/14/2003 7:10:05 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: Ramius
I can't seem to come up with the good lines like "So... How would you like to spend the evening in Las Vegas with me..."

Well, you could use those kind of lines. But, you'd have to be prepared to follow through or then all the Hobbit Hole women would be bashing your character. Not lying is good character. But, a little piracy doesn't hurt.

54,178 posted on 07/14/2003 7:10:18 PM PDT by Wneighbor (this is my new tag line)
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To: Corin Stormhands; Ramius
"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
54,179 posted on 07/14/2003 7:10:24 PM PDT by ecurbh
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To: Ramius
Or try this one:

Baby, I'm an American Express lover.... you shouldn't go home without me!

54,180 posted on 07/14/2003 7:10:54 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands (After three posts, fish, company and taglines all stink...)
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