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The Hobbit Hole III - Journey to the Cross-roads!
Posted on 12/17/2002 7:32:02 AM PST by HairOfTheDog
Welcome to The Hobbit Hole!
Journey to the Cross-roads
The Two Towers Edition
Come on! Come in! -if you would like to have some seedcakes and a pint and relax a while. (If it is a special occasion, we still have a few bottles of the old wineyards left!)
Our first thread ( New Zealander builds Hobbit hole ) reached 4,100 posts, and we thought that was big. Our second thread (The New Hobbit Hole ) held us for over 48,000 posts, and we loved it dearly. We talked about moving to a new thread for the last 38,000 posts, but we are really slow to muster! Finally, the time has come. Tomorrow (at 12:01 am, to be precise!) The Two Towers comes out, and we start a new chapter.
TOPICS: The Hobbit Hole
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To: RMDupree
The Dwarvish language is known only to Dwarves...we don't have much except for place names.
To: 2Jedismom
I think Sams would be even BETTER!!! I do too!!! For sure. But, WalMart has a sign up saying they are hiring cashiers. But, dork boy is a cashier too.
To: Overtaxed
Dirty deep fried chicken and dirty dirty rice?
To: Corin Stormhands
LOL!! I don't think I'll fish for catfish at Entmoot...although there is a river mentioned in the Castle description...
To: Corin Stormhands
Somehow, I do feel that I should try to put this aside and go on over to WalMart. It would be stupid to pass up a good thing because of a little pride. And I am pretty bad off if at 45 I can't figure out how to properly behave around such a stupid kid.
To: 2Jedismom
Yeah....livers put the dirt in dirty.
To: RMDupree; Overtaxed
Is there a translator so I can see what "Hobbit Hole Dweller" looks like in Dwarvish? If I told ya, we'd have to kill ya and then who would cook us bacon?
To: HairOfTheDog
We never use stinky bait.... Personally, my brother's bait makes me gag. I prefer minnows. Stab the nice little live fish and let it swim on the hook till the big fish eats it.
To: Wneighbor
It certainly wouldn't hurt to check things out.
To: Overtaxed
The closest grocery store (is it big enough to be considered a "supermarket"?) is almost always hiring part-time deli clerks. Oh Good! I'll just come move into YOUR house for the summer!
To: Corin Stormhands
hehehehheee...I was wondering if those words have been written somewhere individually and could somehow be piecemealed together to form a sentence.
I do not fear neither death nor pain, Master Dwarf.
*wink*
37,751
posted on
05/27/2003 9:30:17 AM PDT
by
RMDupree
(HHD: Deep roots are not reached by the frost..)
To: Wneighbor
LOL! Relocate for a deli job! Would Smeagol and HRH get along?
To: Overtaxed
How about "Elves are flitty"?
37,753
posted on
05/27/2003 9:30:55 AM PDT
by
RMDupree
(HHD: Deep roots are not reached by the frost..)
To: RMDupree
Even if I wanted a tattoo, I wouldn't get a girly one.
To: Wneighbor
Well, it is nice! I said we are very proud of it! It was my grandparents' place and my childhood has a lot of memories on that beach.
This is the place we remodeled extensively three years ago. I took a year off to help with that and lived there too, before I had Bay. It used to be a little red house with no deck on the front, just windows that wouldn't open... and the boathouse roof had been gated because the railing was falling down and not safe. It is quite a ways down to the beach from the boathouse, and we weren't allowed on it for years. The place was loved but in disrepair, nothing had been repaired on it in the years my Grandma lived alone after Grandpa died.
Inside, it is pretty too. We saved and refinished all the cedar paneling, and it is dark red cedar inside, just like we remember it in it's glory. Now it is just like Grandma would have wanted. I am so glad for my brother's sake, and my dad's, that we bought it. .
To: Overtaxed
"Dirty Dirty Rice"
Written by Pat MacDonald
You're livin' on the street
And you're cravin' something hot
Well it's simmerin' in the dumpster
Back by Popeye's parking lot
Smell the rich aroma
It's a fragrance to entice
Dirty deep fried chicken
And dirty dirty rice
All my bros on Sunset know
There's nothin' to compete
No flop or rescue mission
Serves nutrition so complete
It's downright good eatin'
And there's just no beatin' the price
Of dirty deep fried chicken
And dirty dirty rice
Of dirty deep fried chicken
And dirty dirty rice
Yuppies think I'm a wino
'Cause I seem to have no class
Girls think I'm perverted
'Cause I watch them as they pass
Cops think I'm a drug hound
But I only have one vice
Dirty deep fried chicken
And dirty dirty rice
Dirty deep fried chicken
And dirty dirty rice
Frying chickens in the sun...
Politicians have their fundraising dinners
With their fine filet of sole
Their creme de escargots
And their nouveau casserole
They can have all the caviar
And the pink champagne on ice
Give me dirty deep fried chicken
And dirty dirty rice
Dirty deep fried chicken
And dirty dirty rice
Dirty deep fried chicken
And dirty dirty ric
To: Wneighbor
I prefer minnows. Minnows can be dangerous...
To: Overtaxed
Smeagol gets along with NO ONE.
unless she is IN the mood.
and she receives food or attention in exchange, preferably food.
To: Overtaxed
C'mon OT! Not even one as
manly as this one? HAHAHAHAHA!
37,759
posted on
05/27/2003 9:35:18 AM PDT
by
RMDupree
(HHD: Deep roots are not reached by the frost..)
To: RMDupree; ksen
Anybody seen ksen?
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