BAAAAH, HUMBUG: SHEEP ‘LOVER' ON THE LAMB

The New York Post ^ | 12/17/2002 | New York Post via Wire Services

[GAGOPSWEEPTOVICTORY]

A West Virginia man was nabbed for allegedly having sex with a sheep - that was part of a live nativity scene.

Joey Armstrong, 29, broke into a shed that housed animals used in the holiday scene at the Bartlett-Burdette-Cox Funeral Home in Charleston at about 5:50 a.m. Saturday, police Sgt. Brent Webster said.

[GAGOPSWEEPTOVICTORY]

Insert West Virginia or sheep joke here. This guy needs some serious help.

[RichInOC]

"Lovin' ewes is easy cause ewes're beautiful
"Makin' love with ewes is all I wanna do
"Lovin' ewes is more than just a dream come true
"And everything that I do is out of lovin' ewes...
"Lalalalala
"Lalalalala
"Lalalalala la la la lalala...
"Dootndoodoodoooo...
"Ahhhhhhhhhh."

[martin_fierro]

Correction:

"Dootndoodoodoooo...
"BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

<|:)~

[RichInOC]

Hadn't thought of that...thanks.

[leadpenny]

Why do Scottish sheep herders wear Kilts rather that pants?

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Because zippers tend to freighten the sheep!

badabing!

[xm177e2]

"sheep can hear a zipper a mile away"

[xm177e2]

He should just get one of these and leave the sheep alone.

[hadrian]

Bumper stickers in Idaho in 1970s: "Eat more lamb - 10,000 coyotes can't be wrong" followed by "Ball more sheep - 10,000 Basques can't be wrong"

[ABG(anybody but Gore)]

"If loving ewes is wrong, I don't wanna be right.."

[Keith in Iowa]

Sheep in same nativity scene gives birth...
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