[GAGOPSWEEPTOVICTORY]

Insert West Virginia or sheep joke here. This guy needs some serious help.

[RichInOC]

"Lovin' ewes is easy cause ewes're beautiful
"Makin' love with ewes is all I wanna do
"Lovin' ewes is more than just a dream come true
"And everything that I do is out of lovin' ewes...
"Lalalalala
"Lalalalala
"Lalalalala la la la lalala...
"Dootndoodoodoooo...
"Ahhhhhhhhhh."

[leadpenny]

Why do Scottish sheep herders wear Kilts rather that pants?

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Because zippers tend to freighten the sheep!

badabing!

[xm177e2]

He should just get one of these and leave the sheep alone.

[hadrian]

Bumper stickers in Idaho in 1970s: "Eat more lamb - 10,000 coyotes can't be wrong" followed by "Ball more sheep - 10,000 Basques can't be wrong"

[Keith in Iowa]

Sheep in same nativity scene gives birth...
http://www.dailymail.com/display_story.php3?sid=2002122317