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Men are not wearing enough hats!
The Meaning of Life ^

Posted on 12/13/2002 9:14:10 AM PST by HairOfTheDog

[PICTURE]

CHAIRMAN:
...Which brings us once again to the urgent realization of just how much there is still left to own. Item six on the agenda: the meaning of life. Now, uh, Harry, you've had some thoughts on this.
HARRY:
That's right. Yeah, I've had a team working on this over the past few weeks, and, uh, what we've come up with can be reduced to two fundamental concepts. One: people are not wearing enough hats. Two: matter is energy. In the universe, there are many energy fields which we cannot normally perceive. Some energies have a spiritual source which act upon a person's soul. However, this soul does not exist ab initio, as orthodox Christianity teaches. It has to be brought into existence by a process of guided self-observation. However, this is rarely achieved, owing to man's unique ability to be distracted from spiritual matters by everyday trivia.
[pause]
BERT:
What was that about hats, again?
HARRY:
Oh, uh, people aren't wearing enough.
CHAIRMAN:
Is this true?

EDMUND:
Certainly. Hat sales have increased, but not pari passu, as our research initially--
BERT:
But when you say 'enough', enough for what purpose?
GUNTHER:
Can I just ask, with reference to your second point, when you say souls don't develop because people become distracted,...
[rumble]
...has anyone noticed that building there before?

[PICTURE]

~Monty Python's The Meaning of Life



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To: Corin Stormhands
ETIQUETTE for Hats and Caps

ETIQUETTE for Hats and Caps

When a gentleman “dons” his hat to leave or “doffs” his hat to a lady, his actions are being described by two British colloquialisms that come from contractions of the phrases “do on” meaning “to do”, and the Middle English “doffen”, which became “don off” meaning “to do off”! 

Hats are tipped, (or doffed) slightly lifting the hat off your forehead, when meeting a lady (remove your hat if you stop to talk), or to "say" to anyone, male or female – thank you, excuse me, hello, goodbye, you’re welcome or how do you do.  

Tipping of the hat is a conventional gesture of politeness. This hat tipping custom has the same origin as military saluting, which came from the raising of medieval Knights face visors to show friendliness. 

Hats are worn less now, but at the turn of the 20th century, all adults wore hats whenever they left the house. It was a matter of good personal hygiene, since hats were a protection from industrial dirt. 

Hats are removed when inside, except for places that are akin to public streets, like lobbies, corridors, and crowded elevators (non-residential). In a public building (where there are no apartments) the elevator is considered a public area. 

You may remove your hat in a public elevator in the presence of a lady and your had must be removed. A gentleman takes off his hat and holds it in his hand when a lady enters the elevator in an apartment house or hotel--any building, which can be classified as a dwelling. He puts it on again in the corridor.

A public corridor is like the street, but an elevator in a hotel or apartment house has the character of a room in a house and there a gentleman does not keep his hat on in the presence of ladies. 

Hats are removed for the National Anthem, passing of the Flag and funeral processions, outdoor weddings, dedications, and photographs.   

Removed hats are held in hand in such a way that only the outside and never the lining is visible. 

In places of worship head coverings are required for both men and women in Muslim mosques, and Sikh temples.   

Men are required to cover their heads in Jewish synagogues, but only married women wear hats or scarves representing a display of her increased modesty towards those other than the woman's husband. 

The
small, round head covering or skullcap worn by men is called a “kippah” which means, “dome” or “cupola”.  The Yiddish word for the cap is “yarmulke”.  The wearing of the yarmulke is a reminder of humility before God, a mark of respect in a Jewish congregation, and a sign of recognition of something greater above oneself, which is why many male Jews wear a head covering whenever they are awake, with the exceptions of bathing and swimming.  

It is acceptable for women to wear hats in Christian churches, (it was once required, but the custom has all but disappeared) but disrespectful for men to wear them.  

A woman may leave her hat on indoors or during the playing of The National Anthem, unless it is considered unisex like a baseball cap. When wearing such a unisex cap, a woman should follow the same guidelines as for men.  

Why are there different rules for men and women? It may have to do with the difference in the styles of men’s and women's hats.

Men's hats are easily removed, but women's hats with ribbons, bows, flowers and other decorations can be quite a production to remove, especially if they're anchored with hatpins. 
Women might also risk messing up their hairdos if they had to remove their hats.  A lady, however, never wore brimmed hats after 5 PM, a fashion rule that developed because she didn't need a brim after sunset.

 

41 posted on 12/13/2002 10:58:04 AM PST by HairOfTheDog
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To: HairOfTheDog; RikaStrom
Miss Rika would say you have it backwards. At the Word for the Day class she was always making me wear the dunce cap, thinking for some reason I'd done something to deserve it. I think it's because she thought I was acting like a dunce, I don't think she'd believe the cap made me dumber.

:^)

I don't know how I feel about hats. I've worn some over the years, including fedoras, but don't think they suit me, so I don't wear one unless it's REALLY cold. Then over an earband I wear my blue wool hat with the red tassel that makes me look like a retarded French-Canadian. But a lot of guys look good in hats. There you go, Miss Hair, a nice fence-sitting "it depends"!

But this decade-old threadbare-baseball-cap-everywhere-you-go fetish: what a bunch of idiots! Monkey-see, monkey-do. And worn backwards: jeez, pal, get over yourself! How the baseball cap freaks manage to find decent women is beyond me.

42 posted on 12/13/2002 11:47:23 AM PST by Argh
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To: HairOfTheDog; WhyisaTexasgirlinPA; All
Oh, so this is about the meaning of life. Why didn't you tell me, Miss Hair?

The meaning of life is easy. The meaning of life is death. Because that's where you end up. You're welcome.

43 posted on 12/13/2002 11:53:41 AM PST by Argh
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To: Argh
I think the condition and message of a baseball cap makes the difference!

Team insignia or FDNY or military logo = yes

"Beer drinkers make better lovers" = no

"John Deer" = depends on whether you even live near a tractor
44 posted on 12/13/2002 11:56:31 AM PST by HairOfTheDog
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To: Argh
It is only part of the meaning of life...

It is the part about the hats! (I can't handle the whole meaning on a Friday)
45 posted on 12/13/2002 11:57:29 AM PST by HairOfTheDog
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To: Corin Stormhands
Take your hat off inside (unless it's part of a uniform or a safety/hard hat issue...) Take your hat off when the National Anthem is played (many of the same who wear their ball caps in restaurants do not take them off for the Star Spangled Banner bullcrap) Take your hat off when the flag passes by.

The National Anthem, church, or the flag demand respect. Simply walking into a restaurant demands NONE. It's just a friggin structure that you go into. You will have to fight me to get my hat off just to go inside.

46 posted on 12/13/2002 12:00:57 PM PST by Texaggie79
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To: HairOfTheDog
I noticed all of the animules in your bio picture are properly wearing their hats!
47 posted on 12/13/2002 12:02:42 PM PST by Robert A Cook PE
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To: Corin Stormhands
You know what... I also wear it at the DINNER TABLE!!!

I will take it off when I go eat at my grand parents, because they are the only ones I know that still hold those ancient standards. What in the heck does wearing a hat at a table have to do with showing or not showing respect?

48 posted on 12/13/2002 12:03:34 PM PST by Texaggie79
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To: HairOfTheDog
You have a good point. Probably the trendiness bugs me more than anything. But a lot of guys who wear them look REALLY dumb because of the baseball hat in question.
49 posted on 12/13/2002 12:04:19 PM PST by Argh
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To: Robert A. Cook, PE
That is true! - I could have put them on the thread!


50 posted on 12/13/2002 12:04:36 PM PST by HairOfTheDog
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To: Texaggie79
I also wear it at the DINNER TABLE!!!

Tex.... are you a single guy?

51 posted on 12/13/2002 12:05:25 PM PST by HairOfTheDog
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To: HairOfTheDog
And it's Friday the 13th, so the less we talk about death, the b
52 posted on 12/13/2002 12:05:36 PM PST by Argh
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To: Argh
HA!
53 posted on 12/13/2002 12:06:15 PM PST by HairOfTheDog
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To: HairOfTheDog
Yup...... :P
54 posted on 12/13/2002 12:12:01 PM PST by Texaggie79
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To: Texaggie79
Oh dear... well, at least there isn't a wife at home I have to feel sorry for! I would hope when a lady cooks you dinner, you remove the hat, tex...
55 posted on 12/13/2002 12:13:27 PM PST by HairOfTheDog
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To: Texaggie79
Tip #2... get a nice Stetson or an Indy hat...
56 posted on 12/13/2002 12:15:12 PM PST by HairOfTheDog
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To: Texaggie79; HairOfTheDog
The comment about the restaurant/Star Spangled Banner stands. Now, I would consider that most Freepers would know to pull their hats off when the National Anthem is played. You understand that. But a lot do not. Just watch the next time you're at a professional sports activity.

I'm not going to yank any hat off your head. If you're in my house, you'll take it off, or you can leave.

You have every God given/Constitution given right to wear your hat anywhere else you darn well please.

I believe I'm considerably older than you. It's a matter of manners that just aren't taught anymore. And that's a sad thing. But they're taught at my house. (I'll still open a door for a woman too)

57 posted on 12/13/2002 12:19:32 PM PST by Corin Stormhands
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To: HairOfTheDog
Ladies that cook? I thought they stopped making that model..
58 posted on 12/13/2002 12:21:40 PM PST by Texaggie79
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To: Corin Stormhands
I open the door for women and children. I keep my elbows off the table. I say excuse me when I burp. I'm quite well mannered. When it comes to manners that make sense. Taking a hat off just to go inside? Where's the sense in that? I'm an advocate of COMMON SENSE manners. Not pointless, out of date manners.
59 posted on 12/13/2002 12:23:48 PM PST by Texaggie79
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To: Texaggie79; Corin Stormhands
The only reason I might agree with Tex on this one for casual indoor settings is that guys who have been wearing their hat all day look better with it on than if they take it off and have hat hair.
60 posted on 12/13/2002 12:27:26 PM PST by HairOfTheDog
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