Men are not wearing enough hats!

The Meaning of Life ^

[HairOfTheDog]

CHAIRMAN:

...Which brings us once again to the urgent realization of just how much there is still left to own. Item six on the agenda: the meaning of life. Now, uh, Harry, you've had some thoughts on this.

HARRY:

That's right. Yeah, I've had a team working on this over the past few weeks, and, uh, what we've come up with can be reduced to two fundamental concepts. One: people are not wearing enough hats. Two: matter is energy. In the universe, there are many energy fields which we cannot normally perceive. Some energies have a spiritual source which act upon a person's soul. However, this soul does not exist ab initio, as orthodox Christianity teaches. It has to be brought into existence by a process of guided self-observation. However, this is rarely achieved, owing to man's unique ability to be distracted from spiritual matters by everyday trivia.

[pause]

BERT:

What was that about hats, again?

HARRY:

Oh, uh, people aren't wearing enough.

CHAIRMAN:

Is this true?

EDMUND:

Certainly. Hat sales have increased, but not pari passu, as our research initially--

BERT:

But when you say 'enough', enough for what purpose?

GUNTHER:

Can I just ask, with reference to your second point, when you say souls don't develop because people become distracted,...

[rumble]

...has anyone noticed that building there before?

~Monty Python's The Meaning of Life

[HairOfTheDog]

I like a man in a hat!

I think men should wear more hats.

-HairOfTheDog

[HairOfTheDog]

I have asserted that men should wear more hats.

Thoughts?

[Hegewisch Dupa]

I'd blame these idiots...

[HairOfTheDog]

OK! heh... - But who are those idiots? :~D

[ksen]

Yep, nothing like a man in a hat.....

[HairOfTheDog]

Now that is a hat! Makes me want Gin.

I saw a reporter wearing a neat Fedora on MSNBC today, and I realized how much I really like hats.

[Texaggie79]

I get criticized for always wearing an aggie baseball cap :(

[ksen]

Yeah, I think the respect for us guys have gone down since we stopped wearing hats.

[Hegewisch Dupa]

who are those idiots?

From their brilliant Saftey Dance video

[Corin Stormhands]

I get criticized for always wearing an aggie baseball cap...

Well, I just hope you take it off inside. I hate seeing men in ball caps (or any hat) inside, at restaurants, stores, etc.

It's just bad manners.

[HairOfTheDog]

When you wear in church, or any time?

[HairOfTheDog]

Thanks! - I needed the connect! - I forgot about the safety dance.

%&*#$& those men without hats! :~D

[ksen]

Here's a kid whose family is bringing him up right....

Ok, I'll stop now. ;^)

[Hegewisch Dupa]

I forgot about the safety dance

Lucky you!!!

[HairOfTheDog]

I am looking more for men in sexy hats kevin.

[ksen]

Funny you should pick a pic of a Marine..........

[Charles Henrickson]

[HairOfTheDog]

The Marines have the coolest dress uniforms, that is for sure!

[ican'tbelieveit]

There you go again hotd.

[Argh]

I have no thoughts, my "brain" froze because I didn't wear a hat today.