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A Dying Man's Favorite Cookies
email | 12-07-2002 | MissionMan

Posted on 12/07/2002 6:51:05 AM PST by MissionMan

An elderly man lay dying in his bed. In death's agony, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookies wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed. Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and with even greater effort forced himself down the stairs, gripping the railing with both hands. With labored breath, he leaned against the door frame, gazing into the kitchen.

Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven: there, spread out upon newspapers on the kitchen table were literally hundreds of his favorite chocolate chip cookies. Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of heroic love from his devoted wife, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man?

Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself toward the table, landing on his knees in a rumpled posture. His parched lips parted; the wondrous taste of the cookie was already in his mouth; seemingly bringing him back to life. The aged and withered hand, shockingly made its way to a cookie at the edge of the table, when it was suddenly smacked with a spatula by his wife.

"Stay out of those," she said, "they're for the funeral."


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: prettyfunny
This cracked me up. But I have a "sick" sense of humor.
1 posted on 12/07/2002 6:51:05 AM PST by MissionMan
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To: MissionMan
ROFL!!! I saved it to disk. Will redistribute, yes sir!
2 posted on 12/07/2002 8:12:59 AM PST by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin
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To: MissionMan
Geesh, I was enveloping myself in bittersweet memories thinking about an old gentleman who lived next door and died. There's a story there but you burst my bubble!
Great story, though, and I'm still laughing! I think a few might be offended but for me....YOU GOT ME!!!
3 posted on 12/07/2002 9:35:33 AM PST by Jaidyn
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To: MissionMan
Sick but funny! Thanks!
4 posted on 12/07/2002 4:51:25 PM PST by Moonmad27
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To: MissionMan
I heard Myron Cohen tell this joke on a comedy show called
"Library of Laughs" on WRR radio in Dallas in 1967. It was
probably an old joke then.
5 posted on 12/07/2002 6:58:23 PM PST by gcruse
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