Word For The Day, Friday, 9/20/02

The Verbivores | 9/20/02 | Teacher

[hobbes1]

Jeez, you seem to do it in alot of unusual places.. ; )

havent you ever heard of a motel?

[TruthShallSetYouFree]

Dylantante:
someone who thinks "Like A Rolling Stone" is the only song he ever sang.

[xsmommy]

Dylantante

nope, that would be Bob's Aunt Sadie....

[xsmommy]

i am a princess if you would recall. right scal?

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

If you only knew.....lol......yes he is quite a bit younger than I am........ I tease him a lot about music... he'll say "I loved this song when I was in school".......and I'll say, "Was that 1st or 2nd grade?"..........

[VRWCmember]

i was hoping for a pic...

For the rest of the class, here is some show and tell:

Here are a couple of pictures of these geniuses. They look like future Nobel prize winners, don't they?

Here's another picture of them, but you can't see them very well under all the pissed-off Royals players who are beating the crap out of them until security clears them out:

[TruthShallSetYouFree]

Congress Considering Bush Request

Though the dems label Bush "dilettante"
He's a tough man, not easy to daunt
When it comes to Iraq
George is on the right track
And from Congress, he'll get what he'll want

[xsmommy]

well obviously he figured out that older women are HOT! ; )

[xsmommy]

that is just so UNbelievable. you really should need a license to bear children. What chance does this 15 yr old have of behaving like a rational human when this is the dad?

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

I love that these players came out to defend their coach! I hope these pukes don't win some stupid law suit against them for assault!

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

Yeah, real hot....Arghy was asking me yesterday about my hot flashes! I don't have hot flashes!!! I'm not THAT old......... lol

[xsmommy]

i have a hard enough time with PMS, i should be a real joy by the time i hit menopause!

[MeekOneGOP]

You're welcomed !

[xsmommy]

in lieu of coffee, allow me to offer you an O'Donut to wake up this AM, vast...

[doubled]

Myself, I am a dilettante
Of the military cant
But I never served
So ne'er deserved
The honor this Marine has spent.

[TheGrimReaper]

As a Senator, a mere dilettante,
"Queen of the Universe" is the job she wants!

[No skool 2day!]

[TheGrimReaper]

Hey... it's much too early in the morning for half-baked PORK!
(aka "Rosie")
Please consider a "Bloated Barf Alert" in the future!!

[xsmommy]

knew that would get a rise outta somebody, grimmy.

the clinton administration was riddled with dilettantes at truthtelling . SO which one is lying???

[xsmommy]

u playin' hooky?

[maxwell]

Make mine dark bitter 'n nasty bro... I need a kick in the pants this morning...

For all the chicks--

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

Between 18 and 20, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.

Between 21 and 30, a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35, she is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France. Gently aging but still a warm and a desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, she is like Yugoslavia, lost the war - haunted by past mistakes.

Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, very wide and borders are unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.

After 70, they become Afghanistan. Most everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 15 and 70, a man is like Iraq - ruled by a d!ck.