[2timothy3.16]

When can we expect your final departure to take place?

axel, axel, axel, you have to learn to read. Way back on the first page a guy promised to send jim 10 bucks if this thread went to five hundred, so, in answer to your question, dumb as it is, when the thread count hits 500 I'm outa here.

Do you really think jim would pass up ten bucks by banning me or pulling this thread before he gets the ten spot?

axel, axel, axel...

[AxelPaulsenJr]

Timmy, timmy, timmy,

I will anxiously await that happy moment.

[Hatteras]

So in affect you are contributing, at least 10 bucks anyway. So great news! if this thread goes to 500 you won't have to be banned!

Aint life grand!?!

[headsonpikes]

Please send me whatever cash folding money you have now and a wonderful thing will happen for you.

DO NOT DELAY!!!

This opportunity may not arise again--contact me by FReepmail.

It's not too late to send me money, I swear!

[1rudeboy]

So you will be banned for not donating money, but you'll bump this thread until somebody else donates 10 bucks? Aren't you donating money that way? Won't that cause Jim Robinson to keep you around?

Although I must admit, this is the first time I've seen a pre-emptive opus. Or should it be called anticipatory self-banishment?

[Taliesan]

Pseudopus.

Malopus.

Bogus opus.

Ostensible Opus.

Opuscular, but not opusolute.

[mystery-ak]

Timmy, why don't you just give the 10 bucks, you'll feel better...besides, it's a good way to spend your allowance....I've got the car running so you can make a quick get-away......