Word For The Day 9/09/02 Monday

merriam online | 9/09/02 | me

[Bella_Bru]

In order that we might all raise the level of discourse and expand our language abilities, here is the daily post of “word for the day”. Rules: Everyone must leave a post using the “word of the day”; in a sentence. The sentence must, in some way, relate to the news of the day. The Review threads are linked for your edification. ;-) Practice makes perfect.....post on....

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interlocutor\in-t&r-'lä-ky&-t&r \, n:
1 : one who takes part in dialogue or conversation
2 : a man in the middle of the line in a minstrel show who questions the end men and acts as leader

Etymology: Latin interloqui to speak between, issue an interlocutory decree, from inter- + loqui to speak Date: 1514

Good Morning and welcome!

[SCalGal]

Don't you dare waste a single drop of that oil.

[Argh]

Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?

A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
...Married women come home, see what's in bed, and go to the fridge.

[Argh]

Goldie, a recently widowed Jewish lady, was sitting on a Florida beach near Venice. She looked up and noticed that an elderly gentleman had walked up,
placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a book.

Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him. "Hello, sir,how are you?"

"Fine, thank you," he responded, and turned back to his book.

"I love the beach. Do you come here often?" she asked.

"First time since my wife passed away last year," he replied.

"Do you live around here?" she asked.

"Yes," he answered, continuing to read.

Goldie persisted. "Do you like pussy cats?"

With that, he threw his book down, jumped off his blanket onto hers, tore off both their swimsuits, and gave her the most passionate ride of her life!

As the cloud of sand began to settle, Goldie gasped and asked the man, "How did you know that was what I wanted?"

The man replied, "How did you know my name was Katz?"

[.30Carbine]

You're only doing this because you heard me say I was bookmarking this thread, aren't you? Eww! Use FReepmail! That's what it's THERE for!!!

[.30Carbine]

Au Contraire, Mon Ami!

[.30Carbine]

I knew his name was Katz because of his whiskers. So there.

[Robert A Cook PE]

Yeah, yeah. I'm sure "nobody" tipped you off....

(Hmph... Can't get the janitor's closet door open, slip's got away, and now the early birdie is pickin' on worms

..... Oh well, better to cop a feel of a bird by the hand than to grab an egg in the nest... Or something like that. (Wasn't there an ole tyme English book by that name? David Coppafeel or A Tale of Two Birds ...)

Not a good day to have a sore neck.

Hey OPH! You done yet? Can't seem to get the door open.

My neck's sore from leaning over and I need a good back rub!

[.30Carbine]

And WE used FREEPMAIL!!!

[PoorMuttly]

An hour later...I did it again.

Am I the star pupil or what ?!!!

[Argh]

Just a sample of moronic Miami crud I've had to put up with since Saturday:

"LOL!!! FRANCE - that is exactly it the gators are the football equivalent of France - just a bunch of cheese eating surrender monkees!

Also they have the swagger of Alabama but the tradition of Wake Forest."

As you can see, spelling, capitalisation, and punctuation are optional at the University of Miami.

[.30Carbine]

David Coppafeel or A Tale of Two Birds ...

That's funny! But don't you DARE call OPH over...he and the Cali Gal was MORE than enough for this coquette! I am feeling very possessive of this thread, after all, and with good!, honest!, reason!

Signed, Numero Uno.

[Argh]

Canada! Leading the world at being just north of the United States!

[.30Carbine]

You did what? And *I* *moi* *me* is am and are the star pupil today. First time in history and likely also the last so pleased to meet you but please don't try to steal my short-lived glory.

You may sit next to me in the front row.

[Argh]

Lucky you!

[SCalGal]

Robert, Sugar, you'll just need to settle down a bit.

I'm not done with OPH yet.

[.30Carbine]

Whatcha doin at the U of Miami, Argh? (I'm still catching up from my long lunch.)

[.30Carbine]

Luck had nothing to do with it, my friend.