There's nobody with probity
No, no dems that I know
Everything about them is appalling
All they do is lie and cheat and gloat
Their attitude's alarming and so galling
When they are stealing that extra vote
There's no liars like dem liars
They smile, but they are low
Daschle, Gephardt, Clinton, Torch and Teddy, too
They shouldn't even be the leaders of a zoo
By First Amendment Rights I'd tell them all, "F**K You"
Just go, losers, just go
Just go, losers, just go