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3 posted on 08/30/2002 9:11:23 AM PDT by Just another Joe
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To: Just another Joe
h'lo joe!

Just dropped by for a quicknip.
Since it's still before noon a tequlia sunrise might do the trick, if you please.

8 posted on 08/30/2002 9:28:41 AM PDT by TheRightGuy
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To: Just another Joe
Howdy! Can I get a cup of coffee, please?


Have a cup while you FReep !

30 posted on 08/30/2002 10:37:12 AM PDT by MeekOneGOP
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To: Just another Joe
Wonderful, might I possibly get a scotch on the rocks??
38 posted on 08/30/2002 11:55:58 AM PDT by RikaStrom
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To: Just another Joe
Hi Joe. Make mine an Anchor Steam Beer. One of the best things about San Francisco.

Remember when the EPA (under Clinton) claimed that there were 3,000 deaths due to lung cancer from environmental tobacco smoke?

For the Congressional Research Service report on Environmental Tobacco Smoke and Lung Cancer, Nov.  1995, check out http://www.tobacco.org/Documents/9511crsepa.html

and especially note page 55, first line,

"Finally, it is possible that very few or even no deaths can be attributed to ETS."

and page 62, second paragraph:

"Therefore, had OSHA performed a meta-analysis, it seems likely that it would have found no increased lung cancer risk from occupational ETS exposure."

Among those requesting this study was none other than Henry Waxman.  Naturally, he, and the media quickly forgot about it.

It is, like the case brought before a Federal Judge, a scathing indictment of the agenda method that Clinton's radlib Browner (head of the EPA then) used to first set the result, and then change statistics laws (i.e.  p) and ignore certain studies to get to that result.

And, if the radlibs went to such great lengths to lie about this, what about second hand smoke (aka environmental tobacco smoke) and other disease/health problems. 

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Now.........for some information to help educate and enlighten...........
 

FACTOIDS

The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury.  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Coca-Cola was originally green.
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It is impossible to lick your elbow.
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The state with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% ( now get this...) The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38% ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The average number of people airborne over the US any given hour: 61,000 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The youngest pope was 11 years old.
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The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Those San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history: Spades - King David, Hearts - Charlemagne, Clubs -Alexander the Great, Diamonds - Julius Caesar
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111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle.  If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle.  If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
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Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th, John Hancock and Charles Thomson.  Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hershey's Kisses are called that because the machine that makes them looks like it's kissing the conveyor belt.  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Q.  What occurs more often in December than any other month?  A.  Conception.  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Q.  Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?  A.  Their birthplace ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Q.  Most boat owners name their boats.  What is the most popular boat name requested?  A.  Obsession ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Q.  If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"?  A.  One thousand ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Q.  What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common?  A.  All invented by women.
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Q.  What is the only food that doesn't spoil?  A.  Honey ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Q.  There are more collect calls on this day than any other day of the year?  A.  Father's Day ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Q.  What trivia fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is the most ironic?  A.  He was allergic to carrots.  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Q.  What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?  A.  Snoop in your medicine cabinet.  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes.  When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on.  Hence the phrase "goodnight, sleep tight".  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink.  Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month we know today as the honeymoon.  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts.  So in old England, when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them mind their own pints and quarts and settle down.  It's where we get the phrase "mind your P's and Q's" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Many years ago in England, pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim or handle of their ceramic cups.  When they needed refill, they used the whistle to get some service.  "Wet your whistle" is the phrase inspired by this practice.  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
In Scotland, a new game was invented.  It was entitled Gentlemen Only, Ladies Forbidden....  and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.

~~~~~~~~~AND FINALLY~~~~~~~~~~~~

At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow. 

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Things To Ponder  

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?

Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?

If a man expressed an opinion in the forest and no woman heard him, is he still wrong?

If love is blind, how can we believe in love at first sight?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?

Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink what ever comes out?"

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Who was that person who looked at that creepy creature and said, "I bet if I heat it up and add a little butter this lobster might taste pretty good."

Why doesn't a chicken egg taste like chicken?

Why is it that cargo is transported by ship while a shipment is transported by car?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

What's the opposite of opposite?

If you try to fail and succeed, what did you just do?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?  They're both dogs!

Why are Mickey Mouse and his friends missing a finger?

What do you call male ballerinas?

Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?

If Wile Coyote had enough money for all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

Why is it that when a person tells you there's over a million stars in the universe you believe them, but if someone tells you there's wet paint some-where, you have to touch it to make sure?

Why do you get on a bus and a train but get into a car?

Why is the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star the same tune?

I know you can be overwhelmed, and I know you can be underwhelmed, but can you just be whelmed?

Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?

Do one legged ducks swim in circles?

If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?

Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? 

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Have a great weekend.
 

49 posted on 08/30/2002 2:30:55 PM PDT by aaaDOC
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To: Just another Joe
Hey Joe!

Help..............

I am in the boonies of Minnesota and my connection is questionable. Could I please have a double of your finest?

If I disappear, take pity on me...............

56 posted on 08/30/2002 5:17:14 PM PDT by SeaDragon
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