[El Sordo]

What if this thread became a running joke?

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

At a rural church one Sunday in the middle of services, Satan appears. Right up in front of the altar in a puff of sickly green, foul smelling smoke and steam.

All the altar boys, the priest and the entire congregation head for the exits, screaming. Except for one.

An 80 year old man is sitting in the front row. He is sitting with his arms folded, staring straight at Satan.

Satan approaches him and says to him, "Don't you know who I am?"
The old man replies, "Yep, sure do."
Satan asks, "Don't you realize that I could destroy you with a word?"
The old man replies, "Yep, sure do."
Satan says, "Aren't you terrified of me?"
The old man replies, "Nope, sure ain't."
Exasperated, Satan finally asks in a booming voice that shakes the rafters, "And why not?!"

The old man replies, "'Cause I been married to yer sister fer 58 years."

[MeekOneGOP]

What if this thread became a running joke?

Paging Maxwell Fixx, paging Maxwell Fixx. Please pick up the red phone........