Posted on 08/23/2002 8:31:47 AM PDT by Just another Joe
Abilities? Maybe, but we'll say nothing about the kitchen. ;^)
What do you mean could be? They already are.........
Go back to the end of last weeks Lounge.
It's there.
How did yours go??????
OK! I will ck it out later. I missed it???
PRISON vs WORK
Just in case you ever got the two mixed up. This should make things a bit more clear . . .
IN PRISON ...you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK ... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.
IN PRISON ...you get three meals a day.
AT WORK ...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.
IN PRISON ...you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK ...you get more work for good behavior.
IN PRISON ...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK ...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.
IN PRISON ...you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK ...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON ...you get your own toilet.
AT WORK ...you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.
IN PRISON ...they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK ...you can't even speak to your family.
IN PRISON ...all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK ...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON ...you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK ...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
IN PRISON ...you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK ...they are called managers.
You are doing an OUTSTANDING, SUPERB work with getting threads going on this issue.
Consider this a round of applause!!!!!!!!!!!
Gotta run to town so can't have my morning grog, so will drop back later tonight. Best -- Dave
You knocked me off of my seat!! Sometimes, I feel like I am being boycotted. No one comes around. Or just a little bit. Sometimes, I think I am posting too much. I just like to get the smoking/rights issue out here for everyone to read. I spend a lot of time in here, as you all know.
So, while I am here, I may as well slap a thread on about the smoking/rights issue. I hope I am not over doing it.
If it weren't for all of you, I never would have gotten started in here. It's "I" who want to thank all of YOU for being here for me and everyone one else.
Thank you!!
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