To: dixie sass; Interesting Times; HangFire; one_particular_harbour; Just another Joe; Maceman; ...
PIRATE CHAPTER CONVENTION September 19, 2004
"Talk Like a Pirate Day"
PIRATES & WENCHES:
It is Talk Like a Pirate Day and in order that "floriduh voter" cannot and SHALL NOT be ousted from the Captain's Chair by the DNC of Florida, I herein convene this post typed by myself on my e-machine and (NOT FORGED by a disgruntled Texan faxing from a Texas Kinkos) to NOMINATE MYSELF, floriduh voter and that I SHALL REMAIN, Free Republic Pirate Chapter Captain's Chair.
FYI: Ralph Nader WILL BE ON FLORIDA'S NOVEMBER BALLOT because he CONVENED on a conference call and in Dallas, TEXAS with the Reform Party.
ALL IN FAVOR SAY "AYE" and down the hatch.
floriduh voter, survivor of CHARLEY, FRANCES, IVAN and ALGOR.
274 posted on
09/19/2004 7:54:42 AM PDT by
floriduh voter
(www.conservative-spirit.org NATIONAL & FLORIDA ISSUES)
To: sauropod; AnnaZ; uglybiker; Slip18; katherineisgreat
Talk Like a Pirate Day (Dave Barry's at post marker 187.) I'm down here in Floriduh waiting for the DU to blame the President for the hurricanes.
275 posted on
09/19/2004 8:20:24 AM PDT by
floriduh voter
(www.conservative-spirit.org NATIONAL & FLORIDA ISSUES)
To: floriduh voter
Cool stuff you got there, dudette.
Oops. I mean, AAarrghh! Avast and belay, all ye scurvy seadogs! No prisoners!
To: floriduh voter
Ahoy, matey! We're awaiting Dan Ra
ther to walk the plank after swabbing the poop deck.
Everything looks shipshape. Yohoho!
281 posted on
09/19/2004 9:21:09 AM PDT by
NautiNurse
(Bonnie, Charley, Frances, Ivan...painting curtains on the boarded windows)
To: floriduh voter
Aye matey, I swan that Nader won't be allowed on Floriduh's balloot.
Arrrrrrr
288 posted on
09/20/2004 12:04:20 PM PDT by
Just another Joe
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