[archy]

Is that the same moose that bit your sister?

That's the very one. It was horrible.

All the wildlife biologists and *experts* assured us that the moose were herbiverous, relatively docile creatures. But she was gone in a flash.

[redhead]

"All the wildlife biologists and *experts* assured us that the moose were herbiverous, relatively docile creatures. But she was gone in a flash."

It was the cheese. It's ALWAYS the cheese...