[NatureGirl]

Brenda say she called Damon at work

"Oh, honey! That weird neighbour just asked me if we wanted to go to an 'adult party' at his house...You don't think he could have meant anything rude, do you? That's scary! And, by the way, he told me he has lots of money, so can I go out and get really drunk with him sometime? Maybe I'll tell him about cruising gay bars in San Francisco!..."

Of course, the call broke up at that point. It sounded like static, but was really the sound of the wind whistling through Brenda's ears.

[pinz-n-needlez]

LOL. Like, "HOney, I went to the neighbor's house to peddle our wares, you know, the one with the motor home that we always complain about whose name I don't know?"

"And I asked him if I could check out his knobs?"

"And he invited us to a party?"

"And he's desperate, so we can set him up as the fall guy if anything bad happens in our life?"

"And he's rich, so can I go out with him this weekend, will you cancel with Bill?"

"Bill can come too, and you can babysit, k?"

[fivecatsandadog]

that's it!!!! Yeah, it was the static, and and uh, I just thought Damon said to go for it, yeah, and don't waste any time, yeah, that's it... (slaps cell phone)