[pinz-n-needlez]

LOL. Like, "HOney, I went to the neighbor's house to peddle our wares, you know, the one with the motor home that we always complain about whose name I don't know?"

"And I asked him if I could check out his knobs?"

"And he invited us to a party?"

"And he's desperate, so we can set him up as the fall guy if anything bad happens in our life?"

"And he's rich, so can I go out with him this weekend, will you cancel with Bill?"

"Bill can come too, and you can babysit, k?"

[NatureGirl]

Good job! I could really hear the "Val Speak". I didn't use enough question marks, I guess.