[RikaStrom]

Good Morning Class. Welcome to School!

Here is my example with WFTD.

Drudge told us: "This is a guy whose career is in turnaround, and his mind is not holding up well. I've never met Alec Baldwin. If he has fantasies about being cruised by guys . . . maybe he can star in 'Cruising Part 2: The Troll Years.' "

Alec Baldwin thinks he’s truly great
Always taking opportunity to perorate
Drudge quite concisely
Insulted; not nicely
Baldwin’s cruising I don’t think will abate!

Wife beater Baldwin
Perorational liar
Broke, so why sue him

OK, ALEC: PUT UP YOUR DUKES

[camle]

Every day we shove and push
To be the first on the short bus
Xsmommy, hobbes and dubs
Wetbars, closets and beer tubs
If you really think you’re strong
Maybe you can ride along
I don’t want to cause no fuss
But here it is – the new Short Bus!

Short bus, short BUS
Short bus, short BUS

Bet you things don’t get too far
Before camle’s got a new cigar
Argh is running for his life
From ending up with the ex-wife
Gabz is getting far from fat
Swimming round in the beer vat
There’se no rules, and there’s no muss
Ridin’ on this here Short Bus

Short bus, short BUS
Short bus, short BUS


Singing:

WotsamoddaU hey,
Gotta no respect, whatta you think you do,
Why you looka so sad?
It's-a not so bad, it's-a nice-a place,
Ah, Shaddap You Face.


Well, I don’t know why I came here today
I got the feeling that things ain’t goin my way.
I’m so scared in case I fall up the stairs
And that noise th only thing I can hear
Hobbes to the left of me, XS to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the closet with you.

Yes, I’m stuck in thecloset with you,
And I’m wondering what it is I should do.
It’s so hard to setup Argh with my ex,
like some people only are about sex.
Hobbes to the left of me, XS to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the closet with you.

Well, you started off with learning,
And you find yer stomach’s turnin’ man.
And your friends they all come crawlin’,
Swim in the beer vat and say, “Please, please.”

Trying to make martini’s for all,
But I can see nobody’s drinkin at all.
Is it cool to go to chomp on a big cigar?.
Poor Gus is out polishing the car
Hobbes to the left of me, XS to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the closet with you.

Well, you started off with learning,
And you find yer stomach’s turnin’ man.
And your friends they all come crawlin’,
Swim in the beer vat and say, “Please, please.”

Well, I don’t know why I came here today
I got the feeling that things ain’t goin my way.
I’m so scared in case I fall off the stairs
And that noise th only thing I can hear
Hobbes to the left of me, XS to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the closet with you.

Yes I’m, stuck in the closet with you,
Stuck in the closet with you,
Here I am, stuck in the closet with you.

[RikaStrom]

Morning you trouble makers.

[RikaStrom]

Morning you trouble makers.

[NeoCaveman]

2

[Gabz]

15?

[RikaStrom]

Morning you trouble makers.

[RikaStrom]

Morning you trouble makers.

[RikaStrom]

Morning you trouble makers.

[camle]

I see Igor is still trying to Peorate common sense (failing miserably)

whilst this poor chap is trying to Peeallright <./A>

[xsmommy]

i would love to be privy to Rummy's peroration.

[Gabz]

Those who ignor history tend to repeat it, particularly it's mistakes.

In an effort to balance budgets, and get more smokers to quit smoking state and local governments across the nation have recently jacked cig taxes into the stratosphere in many locales.

The laws of unintended conseqences and the example of Prohibition should have been enough of a warning that it won't work. So of course the perorations of these same greedy governments begins in earnest, and the tarket of their rantings, Cigarette smuggling!!!!!!!!

[NeoCaveman]

Al Gore's peroration is getting more than old.

Instead, he's now the would-be messiah for the salvation of democratic capitalism. I guess the message is: Listen to Gore or your grandkids will stand Soviet-style in lines for toilet paper.

His messiah complex is so overblown that some day you may see him on Pennsylvania Avenue shouting, "Soylent Green is people."

[TruthShallSetYouFree]

I thought peroration was a Spanish word that meant dog food.
In English, it means a dashed line-----------------------
please tear on the peroration.

[doubled]

Although scientists perorate
That the climate ain't first rate
The models they use
Need an excuse
Before they can seal our fate.

Or is perorate the number of sightings per year of a funny little man with big ears?

[TheGrimReaper]

Perorating Princess of Prevaricated Piffle

[NeoCaveman]

Peroration....that's right I'm starting my own country and no one can stop me cuz I got 3 billion dollars.

[white rose]

Why try lengthy perorations about Iraq when all you have to do is leak articles like this?

Oh, and I recommend you check out the Rumsfeld quote at the end. The man never ceases to delight me.

[Robert A Cook PE]

Homework:

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmn.

The word requires much effort this morning, as befits a long discourse or activity.

If more Americans gave as much attention to their children's futures as they to their perorecreational fantasies with the naked actresses on HBO and Showtime, our politcal system might be much improved.

[Argh]

Someone needs to perorate (2) Jeb Bush's class to Florida, the nation, The Dems (oh, that'll do a lot of good), etc.

[Argh]

Attention all croquettes:

Well, well, at long last, someone agrees with me: Slutty behaviour is good for society.