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Man ends up with barnacle stuck to his penis
Ananova ^ | 06 August 2002

Posted on 08/06/2002 6:35:04 AM PDT by JediGirl

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To: Washington-Husky
lol!
41 posted on 08/06/2002 12:35:15 PM PDT by JediGirl
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To: JediGirl
Aren't you supposed to be smoking crack somewhere, you addict you?
42 posted on 08/06/2002 12:43:57 PM PDT by Hemingway's Ghost
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To: Hemingway's Ghost
Aren't you supposed to be smoking crack somewhere, you addict you?

Future Mum-in-law washed the weed.

43 posted on 08/06/2002 12:50:39 PM PDT by JediGirl
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To: JediGirl
.Future Mum-in-law washed the weed.

OUCH. That's more painful than a crustacean attached to one's pork sword.

44 posted on 08/06/2002 12:55:15 PM PDT by Hemingway's Ghost
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To: Washington-Husky
too funny! ;)
45 posted on 08/06/2002 1:37:28 PM PDT by christine
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To: Hemingway's Ghost
That's more painful than a crustacean attached to one's pork sword.

hilarious! :D

pork sword??

46 posted on 08/06/2002 1:39:54 PM PDT by christine
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To: PatrickHenry
Yes, well, uh ... [blush]... I didn't intend to imply that I had first-hand experience.

If you've got the scars on your palms, though....

47 posted on 08/06/2002 1:41:35 PM PDT by r9etb
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To: JediGirl
Hospital sources say a nurse initially failed to remove it with tweezers.

It works better when you nibble it off with your teeth.

48 posted on 08/06/2002 1:57:47 PM PDT by Maceman
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To: Maceman
Hospital sources say a nurse initially failed to remove it with tweezers.

That is one small barnicle! or worse!

49 posted on 08/06/2002 10:27:33 PM PDT by operation clinton cleanup
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To: JediGirl
A man sleeping on a beach ended up with Barnacle stuck to his penis.

Oh my G-d! I dated her once!

50 posted on 10/22/2003 10:27:24 AM PDT by Lazamataz (I am the extended middle finger in the fist of life.)
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To: g'nad; Corin Stormhands; Ramius
Man - he musta been laying there a long time!
51 posted on 10/22/2003 10:29:03 AM PDT by HairOfTheDog (Listening for returning feet and voices at the door)
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To: operation clinton cleanup
"Hospital sources say a nurse initially failed to remove it with tweezers."

That is one small barnicle! or worse!

The newspaper account was wrong. The nurse used tweezers to hold the penis while she used heavy plyers to try to remove the barnacle.

52 posted on 10/22/2003 10:29:17 AM PDT by Lazamataz (I am the extended middle finger in the fist of life.)
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To: Lazamataz
I paint mine with anti-fouling paint to minimize barnacle encrustations.
53 posted on 10/22/2003 10:33:57 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (Taglines are for the curious to read and the talented to write. Would someone write me one?)
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To: Lazamataz
Laz.... by what search did you find this year old thread?
54 posted on 10/22/2003 10:38:30 AM PDT by HairOfTheDog (Listening for returning feet and voices at the door)
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To: HairOfTheDog
Laz is a time traveler. He hangs out with the Tralfalmadorians. Didn't you know that?
55 posted on 10/22/2003 10:42:33 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (Taglines are for the curious to read and the talented to write. Would someone write me one?)
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To: Flurry
I want to know if he was searching for "Penis" or "barnicle"
56 posted on 10/22/2003 10:43:39 AM PDT by HairOfTheDog (Listening for returning feet and voices at the door)
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To: HairOfTheDog
It's scarey aint it.
57 posted on 10/22/2003 10:45:02 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (Taglines are for the curious to read and the talented to write. Would someone write me one?)
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To: HairOfTheDog
I've added some keywords.
58 posted on 10/22/2003 10:46:49 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (Taglines are for the curious to read and the talented to write. Would someone write me one?)
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To: HairOfTheDog
Willie Green told me.
59 posted on 10/22/2003 10:59:00 AM PDT by Lazamataz (I am the extended middle finger in the fist of life.)
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To: Lazamataz
Some posts need to be reveiwed in the context of history... and some are just too funny to be forgotten!

Daily newspaper Glas Javnosti reports medics only managed to free the barnacle when the embarrassed man got an unplanned erection.

Unplanned?? That must have been a sexy nurse or a talented barnacle....

60 posted on 10/23/2003 6:43:16 PM PDT by operation clinton cleanup
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