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WHAT IS BUSH DOING TO STOP THE PAIN IN MY BIG TOE BECAUSE MY SHOES ARE TOO TIGHT?
My silly feeble mind
| 5 Aug 02
| Silly Me
Posted on 08/05/2002 3:28:00 PM PDT by Neets
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To: OneidaM
ROFLOL ... I had to take a double take on that title
Should be an interesting read
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posted on
08/05/2002 3:57:35 PM PDT
by
Mo1
To: OneidaM
LOL... Am I missing something?
To: Cool Guy
Next thing we know those illegal toes will want us to leave water in the desert as they illegally enter the other shoe...
43
posted on
08/05/2002 3:59:13 PM PDT
by
Dog
To: McLynnan
Well Pres. Bush shold make it stop raining here, give the rain to you! I've gotta go and cut my F'ing Grass.
To: RedBloodedAmerican
I just knew it'd be a shoe-in to get you to fall for this.....
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posted on
08/05/2002 3:59:32 PM PDT
by
Neets
To: OneidaM
Bush can't solve your toe pain! I however, specialize in that. Freepmail me your Credit Card and pin number and I'll handle everything for you.
46
posted on
08/05/2002 4:01:20 PM PDT
by
Drango
To: StoneColdGOP
Check out post #5 and you'll unnderstand.
47
posted on
08/05/2002 4:02:06 PM PDT
by
Neets
To: OneidaM
IT IS MORE THAN YOUR FEEBLE MIND CAN COMPREHEND, MORTAL.
KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!
To: OneidaM
I think you're on to something, Oneida. People loved Harry Truman because he looked like Doctor Scholl. What this country needs is a good Podiatrist in the White House!
Dr. Scholl
President Truman
49
posted on
08/05/2002 4:02:25 PM PDT
by
Cagey
To: OneidaM
ROFLMAO!
To: Saturnalia
Wrong thread......space camp is down the hall.....that way
>
51
posted on
08/05/2002 4:04:12 PM PDT
by
Dog
To: Springman
I've gotta go and cut my F'ing Grass. You have to do that yourself? Bush handles all of my lawn care.
52
posted on
08/05/2002 4:05:32 PM PDT
by
HAL9000
To: Cagey
SHOE me the Money.
53
posted on
08/05/2002 4:06:31 PM PDT
by
Neets
To: Cool Guy
Illegal toes are the ones that gradually enlarge a pair of size 8 feet until one day they are size 9 wide. You know the toes didn't have permission to spread out like that, but once they do, you are forced to accomodate them with larger shoes. Some people call such toes 'migrant toes', but "migration" is more like what happens to bosoms and rear-ends, not feet.
54
posted on
08/05/2002 4:07:22 PM PDT
by
lsee
To: OneidaM
Neets - shake yourself.
Romance is in the air. Throw away the shoes. ;-)
55
posted on
08/05/2002 4:08:00 PM PDT
by
lodwick
To: OneidaM
I know someone who would say
I Feel Your Pain.....
And then step on your toe
To: McLynnan
I know how to make rain over your yard. You need a ladder, 4 cases of beer and a dozen to two dozen men.
My grandmother didn't think that was funny either.
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posted on
08/05/2002 4:08:11 PM PDT
by
discostu
To: OneidaM
TGIF (Toes go In First)
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posted on
08/05/2002 4:08:14 PM PDT
by
Lokibob
To: lodwick
LOL...hehehe...maybe THAT"S why I got so silly here Loddy.
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posted on
08/05/2002 4:09:13 PM PDT
by
Neets
To: OneidaM
Gotcha.
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