[BigWaveBetty]

JL, will you adopt me after you get the griddle? :-)

ONLY when push came to shove did Courtney Love agree to pay her hired help. Love was forced to fork over cash to three underlings who claimed she stiffed them, according to papers filed with the California Labor Commission. Court TV's thesmokinggun.com reports Love had to pay $2,000 to nanny Maria Tarin and $1,430 to Laurentia Harrington, whose duties ranged from cleaning up after "defendant's boyfriend and puppy not yet house-trained" to organizing and color-coding Love's closet. Butler Roberto Rojas, fired after asking for $2,429 in back pay, received an undisclosed sum.

Courtney is a liberal btw.

[lodwick]

;-)

[lodwick]

Mr.B and Mrs. l might have a problem with that arrangement, I'm thinking.


Blame

Let's see if I understand how the world works lately...

If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work,

he blames the restaurant.


If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer,

your family blames the tobacco company.


If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, he blames the bartender.


If your grandchildren are brats without manners,

you blame television.


If your friend is shot by a deranged madman,

you blame the gun manufacturer.


And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead, the mother of the crazed deceased blames the airline.

I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore.

So, if I die while my old, wrinkled butt is parked in front of this computer,

I want you to blame Bill Gates...okay?