To: BigWaveBetty
Mr.B and Mrs. l might have a problem with that arrangement, I'm thinking.
Blame
Let's see if I understand how the world works lately...
If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work,
he blames the restaurant.
If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer,
your family blames the tobacco company.
If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, he blames the bartender.
If your grandchildren are brats without manners,
you blame television.
If your friend is shot by a deranged madman,
you blame the gun manufacturer.
And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead, the mother of the crazed deceased blames the airline.
I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore.
So, if I die while my old, wrinkled butt is parked in front of this computer,
I want you to blame Bill Gates...okay?
66 posted on
07/19/2002 8:41:45 AM PDT by
lodwick
To: lodwick
Mr.B and Mrs. l might have a problem with that arrangement, I'm thinking. Who's Mr. B? Oh-oh, that's right... ;-) put bacon, eggs and french toast in front of me and I loose all reasoning.
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