Freeper Screen Names You Wish Existed, But Don't

July 16, 2002

[Timesink]

I'm bored, so I thought I'd create a fun thread. Most of us more or less pick our FR screen names out of thin air without a lot of thought, and then months down the road suddenly think of a much cooler one that we wish we could have registered with the first time around. What good unused names are floating around in YOUR mind?

[Timesink]

I'll start. If I were to reregister today, I'd sign up as....

Spongebill Droppants

[Timesink]

Also, I miss "Crouching Intern, Stolen Sofa."

[Neets]

Well if Larry Klayman signed up for FR i'd recommend he use the name "A Boy Named IllSueU".

[CWRWinger]

"digital divination"

[RedBloodedAmerican]

"SheHateMe"

[habs4ever]

I think FreedomInLitigation is more suitable ;-)

[Howlin]

ROFLMAO.

[CounterCounterCulture]

Lazamataz

[Timesink]

What happened to Laz?

[CounterCounterCulture]

Shoot, you mean Lazamataz has been taken? He/she should post more often and not be so shy. ;-)

[RJCogburn]

I wouldn't mind a "Lucky Ned Pepper" to exchange ideas with.

[poweqi]

How do you change your screen name? The way I got mine was by hitting all the keys at one time, cause----all the good names were taken.

[Paul Atreides]

InmateWJClinton for a male freeper and Inmate HRClinton for a female.

[SouthernFreebird]

Bushismypretzeldent

[TeleStraightShooter]

You_Cant_Handle_The_Truth!

[Texaggie79]

heywood ja.............

[Samizdat]

Sugardoodle.

[Billy_bob_bob]

If I were to pick a new screen name, I would choose one in honor of the legacy of our former president.

Just call me "President ChuckleTrousers".

Oh, thanks to Dave Barry for that one.