And I have never licked a spark plug
and I have never sniffed a stink bug
and I have never painted daisies on a big red rubber ball
And I've never bathed in yogurt
and I don't look good in leggings
and I've never been to Boston in the fall
I am tempted to sit outside this guy’s office with my Veggie Tunes. I shall take the French Peas along to throw slushies at him. This man is evil. He is leading me into temptation.