This lady at a site where I worked was going to the fridge in the company breakroom, when she opened the door, I hear her swear under her breath and say "someone did it again"
"Did what?", I asked.
"Drank my bottle of breastmilk. I pump in the mornings and take it to my son at day care during lunch. This is the fourth time it's happened".
oh man, I was busting up. Some dude was swiping her creamer and using it in his coffee. Her fault in it was she didn't label the clear sippy-cup.
So she posted a note on the fridge asking whoever was stealing her breastmilk and using it for coffee creamer would kindly stop. Wish I could have seen his face.
In a slightly different story we had one of our troops that refused to buy his own shampoo and kept stealing / using other troops supplies. We'll one of the guys took to mixing his shampoo with "nair" at a 50-50 rate.
He then took the little freeloaders dosemitry radiation badges off the wall and took em back to our small portable x-ray we used to look at suspect packages in our EOD work. He cooked those badges really well with multi-pulses of the machine.
Now when our next radiation badge reading comes around and our troop's hair is falling out in small clumps every now and then we added some of the free special brownies made with ex-lax.
This freeloader then went through some pretty awful medical testing at the base hospital with high rad readings, hair loss and not able to control his bowels ect ect as the symptoms......... our luck he got 100% disability when he retired because of his "exposure"........
Stay Safe but above all else have fun at work !