Well, I am 28 years old and come home from work every day with coffee all over my shirt and pants.
I either need to find a women whose breasts produce strong black coffee or get myself one of those toddler sippy cups.
Do they make those for coffee?
This lady at a site where I worked was going to the fridge in the company breakroom, when she opened the door, I hear her swear under her breath and say "someone did it again"
"Did what?", I asked.
"Drank my bottle of breastmilk. I pump in the mornings and take it to my son at day care during lunch. This is the fourth time it's happened".
oh man, I was busting up. Some dude was swiping her creamer and using it in his coffee. Her fault in it was she didn't label the clear sippy-cup.
So she posted a note on the fridge asking whoever was stealing her breastmilk and using it for coffee creamer would kindly stop. Wish I could have seen his face.
I'm reminded of a story (I believe written by Stephen King) with a character who sat in his bed and read books in a messy apartment, who would drink whiskey from a baby bottle so that he could keep both hands free for page turning. I tried it once with beer and actually convinced several other people to try it but you have to make the holes in the nipples much bigger to get an appreciable flow from them.